What is Nostradamus Code?

  1. pankaj3625 profile image74
    pankaj3625posted 8 years ago

    What is Nostradamus Code?

  2. Answer Man profile image59
    Answer Manposted 8 years ago

    Nostradamus, as we all know, has forseen the future and has made it known.  He is the leading futurologist and it is unfortunate that he could not forsee his own death, which occured when he ate too much linguini with spicey tomatoe sauce, causing him to run to the bathroom and on the way tripping over his shoelaces and carooning headlong into the ice-box.

    Be that as it may, Nostradamus was a mysterious occult figure who even now is considered a psychic of the greatest credibility and the man who can sell more books after his death than any other.

    Nostradamus, or as he was known to his friends, 'Nosy' wrote many books that have a code to them which only the most esoteric scholars can figure out. These scholars have a very good idea of what 'Nosy' was saying.   Here is one translation:

    "In the beginning was salad. And the salad was tasty and full of nutrient. And then it was eaten."

    Now what does this mean to us the people of the future, who are living under Obama's stimulus package? 

    It could mean that we are close to another depression. After all, what makes you more depressed than eating salad, I ask you?

    It could mean something else.  Why don't you go home and lay down and when you wake up you will forget about this Nostradmus nonsense and have something better to do, like run for the House of Representatives.