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Funny Twitter Sayings

Updated on October 20, 2013

Funny Sayings and Quotes for your Twitter Wall

Are you a twitter addict like me? If so, these Funny Sayings and Quotes for your Twitter Wall, will come in very handy I am sure! Twitter is huge right now! If you don't have a twitter profile, well your just not important enough I guess!

Lots of funny jokes, pictures, videos, and just plain silly stuff for your twitter wall!

Funny Quotes for Twitter
Funny Quotes for Twitter

Funny Quotes for Twitter

Funny Sayings and Quotes for your Twitter Wall

140 characters ought to be enough for anybody

The answer my friend, is twittering in the wind

How tweet it is to be loved by you

You are what you tweet

Happiness is a warm twitter

Go ahead and TWEET this!

Time to relax
Time to relax

Funny Twitter Status Ideas

Quotes and Funny Sayings for your Twitter Wall

You don't know a women till you've met her in court

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

Funny Twitter Sayings That Will Draw Attention

These days, everyone is on Twitter, but how do you make sure that you draw attention to your profile so that you can begin adding “followers” to your account? The answer is simple; you just need to make sure that people enjoy what you have to share on your page and they will be more than happy to “follow” you. Funny Twitter sayings are very popular at the moment because they are great ways to lighten the mood on social networking sites and ensure that people enjoy what others have to say; if this sounds appealing, you might want to go in search of sites that will make you laugh so hard that you immediately hit the “retweet” button.

Find your funny Twitter sayings by choosing your Topic

Just like in the real world, when it comes to humor, timing is everything. If you want to be one of the first to share something really funny on your Twitter page, you need to keep your ears to the ground or you might miss out on some golden opportunities. Current events are great sources of material for jokes and other humorous comments; the moment something big happens, pay attention to the Twitterverse so that you can be one of the first to make others laugh. You don't always have to comment on current events to get a laugh these days; even mundane, every day topics can be spiced up to sound funny; you just need to find a comment that makes you laugh and "retweet" it; chances are, it is going to make someone else laugh too.

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      5 years ago

      Cute quotes! Nice lens!

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      5 years ago

      great lens and style

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      Jeph Maystruck 

      5 years ago from Regina, SK

      What do you mean Barqs has bite? Johny? What do you mean Barqs has bite? Johny is that you? hahaha gets me every time.

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      Tracey Boyer 

      6 years ago from Michigan

      I Love this lens ! Thanks for sharing.

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      Elyn MacInnis 

      6 years ago from Shanghai, China

      Totally cool. I checked out some of the books, and they look like they would be a help. I guess i might give Twitter a try. Until now I hadn't really considered it. Seemed too personal - who wants to know where I am and what I am doing? I didn't like the idea of sharing anything like that. (Personal privacy is nice!) But I see there are other options. I liked your swine flu story!

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      6 years ago from San Diego, CA

      Pretty unique lens idea.

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      6 years ago

      Great info

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      hirephp lm 

      6 years ago

      this is to funny

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      6 years ago

      This is so funny. Thank you so much for sharing...:)

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      djlosada lm 

      7 years ago

      This is great dan. Love the videos!

      Daniel, get twitter followers


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      E L Seaton 

      7 years ago from Virginia

      Good stuff!

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      7 years ago

      Hello, thanks for sharing!

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      the777group lm 

      7 years ago

      Lensrolled to my Twitter Success Stories, which has a Twitter Humor section

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      8 years ago

      What fun--great lens!

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      Stephen Carr 

      8 years ago from Corona, CA

      Love the tweets! I may get the nerve to try them...

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      8 years ago

      Great lens always love a bit of humor

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      8 years ago

      Love this lens! Great Thanks for the great twitter humor!

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      8 years ago

      What a delightfully playful lens! I love Twitter. I has taught a lot of us to communicate concisely.

      Thomas, Thank you for your blessing on my Abraham-Hicks lens. You've been added to my Thank You, Squid Angels lens.

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      Anthony Godinho 

      8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I'm not yet a Twitter addict yet, like I am a Squidoo addict, but I can see how addicting it can be. It's very fast-paced bloggging and I think that's one of the reason people love it. Great collection of funnies! ;)


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