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5 Ways the Russians Will Offend You

Updated on April 10, 2013

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I had the pleasure of living in the former Soviet Union for a couple of years after college. I have great memories of that time. The people are beautiful; their arts are stunning, and the scenery is amazing. I also have some not-so-fond memories from those years. Similar to the article, 5 Ways the Chinese Will Offend You, most of these “offenses” are easily explainable and can become endearing. However, I would challenge anyone to justify #4.

1. They Boss You Around

You will NEVER hear a Russian ask you what time it is. Their exact words are always the same: “Tell me the time.” Other well-used phrases are:

  • Tell me where Gogolya Street is.
  • Move over (for example, if you are in the way of someone trying to exit a bus)
  • Give me…salt, the gray sweater, 2 kilos of apples, etc.

Occasionally these commands are accompanied by a “please”. They are rarely, if ever, followed with a “thank you”. In fact, many Russian friends told me that they thought Westerners were weirdly polite. We say “thank you,” “please,” and “I’m sorry” way too often!


When you add the harsh tone of the Russian language to the imperative statements, many foreigners can be offended. Russian speakers are not trying to be rude, however. This is just their language and their culture. Each language group has its own flavor of weirdness.

Consider English; English is weird. Have you ever thought about why we say “head over heels?” Aren’t our heads usually over our heels? We have plenty of odd things in English that make learning our language such an adventure for ESL students.

Another potentially offensive Russian language tradition: when they want to get someone’s attention, they say, “girl” or “boy”. So if you are in a shop and you wanted to look at the black shoes, you should say, “Girl, show me those black shoes!”



A note about “babushkas”: Babushka is the Russian word for “grandma”. These ladies are everywhere, usually wearing a brightly colored head scarf. Babushkas who don’t know you at all will chew you out for sitting on a rock or they will tell you that you need wear a coat or they will yell at you to buy their sunflower seeds. I love them. All of them. Just thinking about them makes me smile. I have a much easier time loving these bossy babushkas than I have attempting to love the random person behind me in the checkout line who is telling me how to raise my child.

2. They Have Their Own Version of History

I met many Russians who were incredibly frustrated that the United States doesn’t give Russia more credit for winning World War 2. Russians fought valiantly and died by the millions in WW2. They take credit for liberating the Baltic States from the Nazis. This is a highly flammable subject, so I won’t write anymore. Obviously, their version of the Cold War varies significantly from ours, also.

But before we get too up in arms (another weird English phrase) about a different view of history, it might help to remember that even within the United States we cannot agree on the “truth”.

This is where you should be thinking about the complete inability of Democrats and Republicans to agree on anything. Or you could consider that students in the Northern United States are studying the Civil War while many in the South are studying the same war, but it is called the War of Northern Aggression.

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3. Corruption

I can’t even tell you how many times we were pulled over by the police and accused of some obscure driving violation. It is possible that some of the “violations” were legitimate, however no local would have ever been pulled over for these reasons. The police officers basically wanted a bribe. We could either 1) pay them a “fine” for the violation, or 2) go to an office, stand in line, and end up paying much more for the traffic ticket. Bribes are illegal, but common.

Corruption is not a new phenomenon. Remember the tax collectors in Jesus’ time? They were known to collect too much from the people and keep some for themselves, exploiting those under them.

Our corruption is more sophisticated. My Illinois state income taxes are at 5% this year. That is legal corruption in my opinion. I feel pretty strongly that the Use Tax is also legal corruption, but I’m open to a debate about this one.

4. Shameful Practices

You will read that Russians can hold their alcohol much better than the rest of the world. Maybe this is true. Maybe if they drank the amount it takes to get the rest of the world drunk, they would be fine. Maybe there are so many drunks because they drink significantly more than the rest of the world. To be fair, my Russian friends and acquaintances were embarrassed by the drunks on the street. The majority of people are not drunks, but there appears to be a much higher percentage of drunks than I have seen in other parts of the world.

There are kiosks all over the former Soviet Union. What’s a kiosk? Think of a newspaper or magazine stand. You can buy all sorts of things at these kiosks – magazines, bread, gum, drinks, etc. You can also buy 12 oz cans of vodka. Twelve ounces in a can. Cans cannot be closed up when the drinker has had a little. They are meant to be finished off.

Pornography is also disgustingly prevalent at these kiosks. Some kiosks have all of their walls completely covered with pornographic photos. I feel so sorry for the women who have posed for this trash. I also feel sorry for the men who are imprisoned to their desires.

5. Offensive Men

This is a generalization. Undoubtedly, there are men with high enough standards. However, as a group, Russian men do not present themselves well. I received literally dozens of marriage proposals from taxi drivers. I was followed by drunks, and cat calls are common. Also, I have no idea how phone numbers are apprehended there, but there appears to be no shame in a man calling up a complete stranger and asking for completely inappropriate things.

I don’t really hold this against them. Men in any given culture have their own set of irritating habits. And oddly enough, men say the same thing about women :)

Offensive Practices

Which Russian Custom Is Most Offensive to You?

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Bonus Cultural Insights

Kissing: Maybe you have heard that in Russia men will kiss other men on the lips as part of their greeting. In my travels, I never saw this happen.

Smiling: Don’t be offended that Russians do not smile back at you when you smile at them. People who smile at strangers are considered mentally ill. Maybe you should be glad they aren’t smiling back :). Now if you take the quiz on: Customs around the World you will get at least one answer correct!

Directions: Here’s some advice if you get lost. Ask a few people how to get wherever it is that you need to go. Go with the most common answer. Russians will never tell you they don’t know where the place is. They will, however, give you directions to somewhere unknown, in a very confident and convincing manner.

Russians are not the only offensive ones on the planet. We also have a great capacity to offend (and I'm not just talking about rejecting their marriage proposals)! Some ways that Americans are offensive are mentioned in 5 Ways to Offend the Chinese.

Some of our cultural nuances are bad and in need of reform. Other differences should be applauded and cherished as unique.



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    • ExpectGreatThings profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Illinois

      Vinaya, Really you would probably enjoy having Russian friends :) Almost all cultural differences can become endearing after a while! But that is very interesting about Nepal's history with Russia. I didn't know that!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      7 years ago from Nepal

      Thank God I don't know any Russians. LOL

      But seriously, I know something about Russian corruption. In the Past, when our country was a monarchy, Russian empire schemed with the monarchists to defeat the democrats.

    • ExpectGreatThings profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Illinois

      Thanks for reading Bill. I hope it's okay if I call you that. I have seen others do it :) Russia is a wonderful place to visit. I go back every chance I get. And I could easily write a hub on Ways Russians Will Delight You, but sadly, no one seems to read those hubs.

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      Bill Holland 

      7 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Really very interesting. I obviously have never been to Russia, so my knowledge of their people is severely limited. These were fascinating insights and I thank you.

    • ExpectGreatThings profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Illinois

      Cantuhearmescream, Maybe I watch too many Lifetime movies too! I have heard some crazy things about attacks here in the States. In Russia it was more just annoying harassment. I never heard about any physical attacks or shootings or anything like that. I might have had a sheltered view of reality, though.

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      7 years ago from New York


      I don't know if it's funny or sad that you find aggressive-toned Russians safer or sad that you find the men here scarier... though I can see how that could be the case! I must check out your other like-hubs, I truly enjoyed this one.

    • ExpectGreatThings profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Illinois

      Cantuhearmescream, I love that you speak in accents! I think you're right about compliments coming off as offensive to non-Russian speakers; I think Chinese is like that too. When you know the language it is beautiful. I could listen to Russian all day!

      The men were a problem for me. I was just a naïve kid who had no idea about the world. Fortunately, I was never in danger. I actually felt safer there with drunks making cat calls than I do out at night in the States! Thank you for reading and commenting, and for your votes.

    • ExpectGreatThings profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Illinois

      Lovebuglena, thanks for sharing your insights. It's always interesting to me to hear an insider's perspective. I really didn't want this list to sound negative. Each culture has its own set of rules, and bossing in Russian is just the way to go for them :) Maybe vodka-in-a-can is a relatively new thing or maybe it is only found in certain areas.

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      7 years ago from New York


      Oh this was so funny! I speak in accents to my kids, in fact, I think I speak to people in public like that as well... it may be a condition, I'm not sure. Anyway, I like to do the English bloke, the Australian mate, the Southerner with a drawl and the Angry Russian, to name a few. I use them to get my point across and it's funny, when I am trying to show seriousness, anger and irritation with stupidity, I imitate the Russian. I usually spit while imitating a Russian, by accident of course but it happens when you’re in the moment. Why do I do this? I have never been to Russia and I have probably only been in contact with a couple Russians, yet this is what I think of when I picture them. You mentioned their tone and it’s actually funny; I can see a compliment coming off offensive “It is beautiful day!”

      I don’t know how you could have dealt with aggressive men, especially since you seem so warm and gentle. When I leave my rural area and drive 20 minutes up the road into suburbia, I lock my car doors when I pass a man on the sidewalk… one too many Lifetime movies? I would have an absolute anxiety attack over there!

      I loved this; voted up and pushed several other buttons :-)

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      Lena Kovadlo 

      7 years ago from Staten Island, NY

      Interesting hub. I am originally from Belarus, a country similar to Russia, where Russian is a common language many speak aside from the native Belarussian. People in both countries tend to be friendly but sometimes they can be bossy and rude. I think they may even curse a person out without having a second thought about it. People there can certainly hold alcohol...they can drink a lot and not get the least bit drunk. They sure love their vodka. I don't remember them selling it at kiosks in cans but I left Belarus when I was nine so probably didn't know about this at the time...


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