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Dirty Things People Do On The Airplane~

Updated on October 15, 2014
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CrisSp is your Emergency Specialist at 37 Thousand feet. A writer without a niche. Surely, wonderwoman consumed by wonderlust!

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Is it really ignorance or some people are simply disgusting? Okay, you’re a first timer. You’ve never flown in your life before but that is not an excuse not to have good manners and right conduct in public. No excuse for being inconsiderate, particularly onboard an aircraft, in tight quarters with several hundred strangers around you. It’s incredible what people can do. They can make one puke (pardon me) and spoil a good mood.

Picking your nose in public is an ugly sight!
Picking your nose in public is an ugly sight! | Source
The seemingly happy feet, stinking out everyone around them. Classic airplane sight.
The seemingly happy feet, stinking out everyone around them. Classic airplane sight. | Source
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Diaper change table on board-
Diaper change table on board- | Source

And without remorse, people seriously do disgusting things inside the airplane.

Here's the Top Ten:

  1. Picking noseOh, how delightful it is to see a nice handsome cool guy on his trendy outfit only to catch him later having pleasure picking his nose like a 2 year old kid. Ah, that is just the most disgusting thing ever. I hope he didn’t slip or stick it under the seat or meal tray. Must have been an adventure for him but not cool. Not cool, at all!
  2. Clipping nails – I understand you accidentally flip your nail but if you must do, please get into the lavatory and cut your purplish rotten nails there specially if it is your toenails. Eww!
  3. Sticking gum on the meal tray – This is why Flight Attendants must wear gloves. Well, at least one of the filthiest reasons. Really, what’s with you and the habit of sticking gum anywhere you feel like?
  4. Digging earwax – I hear you said you had some irritations with your ears because of scuba diving in the great blue water of Honduras. But, I cannot dig much further as to why you have to do it on your seat with your eyes close and face like having an orgasm as you tickle and play with the cotton buds in and out of your ear. And, here I am just about to hand over your meal. Perfect timing! Would you like to have some French fries with that?
  5. Picking a scab or pimple – So, you’re bored and decided to check your face in that compact press powder mirror. The lack of sleep and dry air in the cabin makes your face dull. At the same time, the cluster of zits and plugged follicles on your chin are bothering you. You started popping them and satisfy yourself by letting pus run through. You dab it with Kleenex and put the contaminated tissue in the seat pocket in front of you. Nice. Good job! (read: sarcasm). And yes, I’ve seen this on board first hand with my two chinky eyes.
  6. Farting – Ah, it’s not unusual anymore that people belch out to their comfort in the aircraft. I guess, this is now part of the recycled air that we breathe at 38 thousand feet . *Sigh * This is no class even on first class. No surprise! But farting out loud down the aisle and act shocked as if you’re not the one? C’mon!
  7. Walking down the aisle to the lavatory barefoot – This is classic yet more of a personal choice. But, did you know what you are actually stepping in on the floor of the aircraft especially in the lavatory? No, you don’t want to know.
  8. Brushing hair to get rid of flakes – The scenario…mother brushing her child’s hair. I’d say, I can take that. But, the mommy brushing her hair down and shaking her head to get rid of the flakes? Ahm, no! That is nasty! To quickly groom yourself is probably acceptable but not the obvious juddering of your head to shake off flakes in the aircraft. Yuk!
  9. Changing dirty diaper on meal tray – Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. The pull-down tray in front of you or the pull up, if it’s on your armrest is intended for your meal. So, you could enjoy your in-flight meals and drinks. It is not and you should not for any reason use it as changing table for your baby’s dirty diaper. There is a place for that called lavatory and it is equipped with the change table and wipes for your convenience.
  10. Getting a hand job under a blanket – Yes, you read it right! The ickiest! Need I say more? Well, some people have personal habits that would make a monkey blush. How curious it is!

Dirty things people do on the airplane~
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This will certainly make a monkey blush! Sorry, I have to put those smileys there before the HP moderators get me. :)

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Seriously, I’m not kidding. Can we not be more mindful of the things that are conceivably not socially acceptable and basically just mind our manners?

I love my job, don’t get me wrong and anyone who’s flown with me could attest that I am very open minded and cheerful Flight Attendant. It’ll be silly of me to go bitching (again, pardon my French) about it and sap my energy. Sometimes, I’d take it in jest-a dirty one that is and quietly laugh it off with fellow flight attendants at the back galley. It’s kind of senseless but they are honestly annoying and disgusting.

So, grooming, hygiene and the customary mode of acting in public. What's your take?

My take? There is really nothing wrong with going about some of these grooming and hygienic business. If we can only be discreet in doing so. Problem is that discretion is only half a deal, maybe not even so. I’m very lenient but I believe there’s a time and place for everything. And, there are certainly some things that other people need not see you do.

I’d love to hear your views and experience on flying. I usually would love to hear good stories. This time though, I‘d like to know your hideous and ickiest in-flight tale. Please dare share in the comment box below. In exchange, I will send you some love from the sky. :)

Thank you...

...for reading my "swift satire of human pettiness and bestiality." ~

Copyright @CrisSp~TM/08-2013. Fearless but not Heartless!

Going viral without manners! Let's laugh it off!

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      Tijani Achamlal 3 years ago from Morocco

      Very interesting and enjoyable.Thanks for sharing it with us.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh my goodness! I guess none of these things should surprise me, but still, I'm sitting here with my mouth open in awe.....well, my fellow man has just sunk to new lows. LOL

      Sending love from Oly, and a greater appreciation for the job you do

      bill

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      truthfornow 3 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      Really gross. Now, I see your job in a whole new light. You are a hero for dealing with all of that.

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Funny and unbelievable, GF, thinking that an aircraft is clean and fresh smelling when you get on board. It just not makes a monkey blush, but makes you blush as well? How did you take photos? Where they asleep? :) Cheers!

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Like Tess, I was wondering about the photos, too! I have traveled extensively most times with 2 young kids and while I understand that your bounties on a plane are somewhat different, You still nerd boundaries! Thank you for sharing this!! Up++

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      What's even grosser is the nose picker who eats it! Can you say disgusting????

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      Hawaiian Odysseus 3 years ago from Southeast Washington state

      I appreciate you and all the flight attendants I have been cheerfully served by over the years. I had no idea, Cris. Wow! and Double Wow!

      Best regards,

      Joe

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      carol stanley 3 years ago from Arizona

      Haven't flown in a while but this was enlightening. So I got my dose of disgusting today...However you are very observant for sure.

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      QudsiaP1 3 years ago

      Wow I didn't realise people could be that gross! o.O

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      Sparklea 3 years ago from Upstate New York

      Hi CrisSp. wow, what an eye-opener! I just took a long plane trip in June of this year...needless to say, since I am so claustrophobic, I was determined NOT to use the airplane toilets...so I sat very still watching movies - one flight was over 7 hours, the other flight 8 hours...so I missed any goings on...I watched 3 movies one way and 3 movies on the return trip...But you, who see it all, are in a different position.

      Excellent hub to make us aware...perhaps you should send this as a letter to an editor of a newspaper to make people stop and consider their behavior!

      That being said, I see a lot of inconsiderate people in rest rooms...the way they leave toilets unflushed, toilet paper all over, and even outside, people spitting on sidewalks, letting their dogs go to the bathroom and leaving it for people to step on.

      But there ARE a good amount of considerate people out there...I try to focus on that. Those who leave a mess for others to clean up...there is a law of cause and effect...things have a way of boomeranging back.

      Blessings, Sparklea :)

      :

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      Janet Giessl 3 years ago from Georgia country

      This is really disgusting. Now I don't want to fly anymore, lol. Thank you for making us aware what people are doing while on the airplane.

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you for sharing the nasty adventures of passengers on a plane. I'm guessing the hand job is part of the Mile High Club? Lol

      Too funny and gross!! :)

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      James: Welcome on board! Good to see you here. Thank you for coming by.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Happy Sunday Bill, hubbing in between packing and cleaning stuff...moving soon. But, these dirty stuff that people do on the airplane is quite annoying and I feel like I have to hub about it because they're really driving me insane. Unbelievable, what people do (and can do). Always great to see you....love from the sky.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      truthfornow, hard to believe what people do, eh? Thank you, appreciate your thoughts.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      coffee & btrbell: The airplane is clean, fresh and disinfected but once the people started boarding, it becomes contaminated. I have quite a lot of photos, I'm sneaky. Lol! I wish I was able to take a picture of another couple actually doing it. No wonder, they asked to be moved to the very back seat. :) Most of these happens on a red-eye flight, when passengers are all sleeping. Part of our job is to practice situational awareness. Passengers don't see what other people are doing. We (FA's) see everything. Doesn't happen on every flight though...just on some special occasions. Quick tip: When you're flying and you don't want to see dirty stuff, ask to be seated in the first front rows...best seats. I suggest you check-in early if you want these seats. It's okay to wait at the airport and lounge around as long as you have your best seats assigned. Besides, there's always duty free to roam around and shop. :) Thank you ladies. Enjoy your next flight. :)

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      My bravewarrior (sha)! Can't even think of it.....really nasty! Thank you for stopping by here. I hope I didn't spoil your day with these dirty stuff.Lol!

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hi Joe! Hard to imagine, eh? Thank you for your kindness. Trust me, you'll have it in return a hundred times. I've encountered quite a lot of nasty passengers but since they are not really mean or rude to me personally, I let them do their own business unless it is something really foul and dangerous or will affect our safety and security on board. Well, we have to do what we have to do as FA's and as I said, I'm not complaining just saying (and sharing).*smile* Thanks again for all your support. Love from the sky~

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      jenbeach21 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I was grossed out by a lady filing her nails for 15 minutes. All I could think about was where all the dusty fingernails were going. Funny and shared!

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      Michelle Liew 3 years ago from Singapore

      Ewww, really terrible! The habits if siome, certainly. sharing Cristina.

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      Oh dearie me but then I am not really surprised now. I think we are shocked by so much these days that we are ready for anything.

      Dirty habits all of them and I don't know which is worse.

      Thank you for sharing this gem a very truthfully entertaining hub. Voting up and across.

      Enjoy your day.

      Eddy.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Lol Carol, I don't usually get that much dose of nastiness on my every flight but people are really amusing. I see people do crazy stuff on public places like in the bus or subway. I guess, I am indeed observant and I have to be specially while on duty. :) Thanks for stopping by. Happy to see you here.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      QudsiaP1: Welcome on board! :) Doesn't happen all the time though but all these years of flying, I think I've seen enough. God to see you here. Thank you.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Airplanes can be so gross sometimes! Thanks for sharing!

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      Elias Zanetti 3 years ago from Athens, Greece

      Just because you pay a ticket doesn't mean you can behave like you're at your home. Incredible things to do but yet again I can't say I was that surprised.Thanks for sharing.

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      Shinkicker 3 years ago from Scotland

      I think I've been lucky. Evertime I fly people seem to be fine. But imagine cutting your toenails in-flight!!!!

      And a new movie awaits .. "Flakes on a Plane" :-)

      Voted up and funny

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is pretty disgusting material, Cris. I don't envy you. I used to fly to Phoenix rather frequently from Philly. A couple boarded with a small child, and dad and the baby were next to me. The baby cried constantly, probably because of an earache, and dad had the baby on his right shoulder, right next to my ear. Well, you probably know how long that flight was, and I was seated halfway down the aisle. By the time we were allowed to get up to disembark, I was the first one at the door. I think I died and went straight to the heat that day.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hello Sparklea, you've landed safe and sound here...happy to see you. Well, these things doesn't only happen on the aircraft. I bet you this is everywhere but mostly gross when you are in a very close compartment. I have met a lot of nice people on board and it's a pleasure to have them.Thank you for coming by and sharing your experience on flying. I appreciate you reading and commenting.

      Love from the sky~

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hi Janet! Well, these are some random first hand experiences. Not changing my love of flying...I still love it. Lol! As always, thanks for stopping by. Cheers!

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Oh hello there sunshine! Nastiness at its best, eh? Lol for the Mile High Club, in which I refused to be a member. :)

      Nice to see you here and thanks for stopping by.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      jenbeach21: That's really gross. You see some people are so oblivious. :) Thanks for sharing your experience. Now, you know I'm not inventing stories. Lol! Appreciate the gesture of sharing as well. Take care. :)

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      midget38; Ewwe, it is indeed! Lol Michelle, I can imagine you saying that. :) Thank you for reading and sharing.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hello Edy! Pleasure to share and thank you for reading and commenting. I do appreciate your votes as well. Take care.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      vkwok: It's not actually the airplane that is gross but the people who uses it. You see aircraft are cleaned and groomed on every flight before boarding but some people are so inconsiderate and they expect the FA's to pick up their sh*ts. :) I'm accustomed to it now...part of my job.

      Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Damn straight Elias! Just because you pay a ticket doesn't mean you can behave like that. Oh well, some people you know. Good to see you here. Thank you.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Shinkicker: Not looking forward to that new movie..."Flakes on a Plane". Lol! That is so funny. Pleased to meet you and thanks for flying with me through this hub. Cheers!

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      Gypsy48 3 years ago

      Great hub. It never ceases to amaze as to how inconsiderate people are. You think they could at least defer from their gross habits for a few hours on a plane. Voted up.

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      Melanie Chisnall 3 years ago from Cape Town, South Africa

      Oh gross!! After reading this, I'm almost glad that I haven't seen the inside of a plane in over 6 years. People really do that stuff? Eweeeee! Interesting article. I think I will take along lots of bacteria stuff in my hand luggage on the next trip!

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      aviannovice: Lol! Deb, I've seen them all at 38 thousand feet but hey, part of the job. So, really I'm not complaining. And boo, much as we love babies...it can be a real pain to have them crying (loud) on board the entire flight. I can understand your misery. :) Thank you for flying with me here....love from the sky.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Gypsy48: You think. Yes, you think! But, nah! Thanks for the vote up. Happy to see you here. Let's just enjoy some wine and chocolates. Cheers!

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hi Melchi! Good to see you here. Well, it doesn't happen all the time though and there are still very nice and decent people around...thank you for reading and yes, don't forget your hand sanitizer with you. I'm addicted to it although nothing beats washing up with soap and water all the time. Take care.

      Love from the sky~

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      Girish puri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Good conduct and right manners are must in public, thanks for the reminder, I hope it works, God bless.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hello girishpuri! Thank you for stopping by. I thought I'd share my experiences here but as I said, this doesn't happen all the time....only on special occasions....:) We do have very nice and decent people on board too, yah know.

      Take care now and I'll see you around HP.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Oh, this made me cringe and laugh all at the same time. On a red-eye from Seattle to DC, some parents near me changed their infant's dirty diaper on the lap tray and stuffed the used poopy diaper (all folded up on itself) in the back seat pocket. I was gagging the whole time. On another flight an older man was moving his carry-on baggage and the contents spilled everywhere in the aisle next to me, including his condoms. Several of us were really shocked. For some reason, the flight attendant who was helping him collect his belongings intentionally kicked the condoms under a seat rather than pick them up (which was even funnier). And I would just as soon implode before I use a restroom on a plane or train. Funny hub. Voted up and more. Cannot believe those photos!

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      Sueswan 3 years ago

      Hi CrisSp

      There is time and place for every thing. Amen my friend! I feel fortunate that I have not seen any of these filthy behaviors while flying. My sympathies to you and your fellow flight attendants.

      Voted up and awesome

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      FlourishAnyway: Hello and thank you for sharing your icky in-flight experience. Let's just laugh at them, eh? Kidding aside, I appreciate your feedback and hope you have a nice flight next time. No handy rubber...hi...hi...hi....! :)

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Thank you Sue. Passengers normally don't see what we (FA's) see on board. So, sit down and relax, enjoy your flight. :)

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      Rolly A Chabot 3 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Hi Cristina... You have me near rolling in the isles with some of the things you have seen... and near gagging with others. I certainly do not envy you and the tasks you are called to do.

      I had two occasions where I was ready to swear off flying for life. On an Air Canada flight, I removed a magazine from the seat back, and it opened to a marker which freaked me out. It was a used condom, I only closed the magazine and carried up front and asked the flight attendant to open the garbage bag. She was very professional for a moment then we both started laughing unbeknownst to the passengers. I was pleased to find plenty of soap in the washroom.

      The other flight was a Trans Air flight heading north. A young lady sitting beside me had a few too many drinks before boarding. The meals were served, and while cutting the mystery meat it filled off the tray and landed on the floor of the cabin. The sad part was she bent over, stabbed it with her fork and proceeded to eat it.

      My question is where do you keep the emergency parachute should we decide to depart early from a flight.

      Hugs and much love

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hello Rolly! Great to see you here....welcome aboard! Thank you for sharing your own experience here with us. Unfortunately, not everyone is as decent as we are. For me, just part of the job. *smile* This doesn't happen all the time though and I swear we have lots of nice and classy passengers as well.

      As per your question, each airline have their own compartments for that. However, there's only 3 possible location: first overhead cabin, mid-cabin or last overhead compartment. Lol! You have to find out! Take care now.

      Love from the sky~

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      TIMETRAVELER2 3 years ago

      Just a few more reasons to avoid traveling by air!

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      TimeTraveller2: True stories in here but they don't happen all the time. As well, I see this kind of people even in the subway. :) More often we have good, decent passengers even though it's their first time on board.

      Thanks for stopping by. Appreciate it.

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      dragonflycolor 3 years ago

      Changing a dirty diaper on a meal tray is discussing and I will ALWAYS keep mine in the upright position FOREVER. That is disgusting and I'm glad you told me. Thanks!

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      dragonflycolor: Let me just re-iterate these events doesn't happen all the time; only in a few special yet uncommon flights. :) Thank you for reading and leaving some feedback. Yes, please keep that meal tray in an upright position when you're done with your meals. It is safer that way specially in turbulent times. :) Happy landing!

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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Wow! You have covered the ickiest things people do on planes i am not surprised of this behavior they bring their bad habits to any place and i is most disgusting.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Hello DDE! Thank you for your visit and pardon the filthy aircraft. Lol! I'll make sure to patrol my next flight when you get on board. Take care and happy landing, I mean hubbing!

      Love from the sky~

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      Lisa René LeClair 3 years ago from the ATL

      LMAO Those "smileys" are a RIOT! Haven't been on here much lately, but this certainly made my day! HI-Larious! ;-0

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      sassypiehole: Glad it made your day. Thank you. Enjoy your day and see you around HP! :)

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      Delia 2 years ago

      Nothing surprises me in this day and age! What you described is Etiquette from hell. I've not encountered too many of these annoying and disgusting manners on a flight...Kudos to you for putting up with this...sadly now a days one can't make a fuss on a flight and not disrupt the whole flight process for everyone.

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      CrisSp 2 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      delia-delia: You bet but these things are happening even on ground transportation (bus, train, etc). People really need to mind their (disgusting) manners specially on public. I was once in a fine restaurant and the woman across our table was picking her teeth in the open before she put on some lipstick. I wanted to stand up and give her my table napkin so she could cover her mouth. What a turn off for my hubby!

      What can I say, part of the job! Just not the best part and they make me sick really! :(

      Well, I'm pleased to see you here and thank you kindly for your feedback.

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