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Updated on February 19, 2015

♥ ~ The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. ~Author Unknown

♥ ~ Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today's world, it has become a necessity.

♥ ~ College is the longest vacation you will ever take. ~ Dan Indante

♥ ~ By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation less class. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

♥ ~ No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

♥ ~ Vacations often go to fast! Enjoy every minute! ~ Catherine Pulsifer

♥ ~ Laughter is an instant vacation. ~ Milton Berle

♥ ~ I do not really like vacations. I much prefer an occasional day off when I do not feel like working. When I am confronted with a whole week in which I have nothing to do but enjoy myself I do not know where to begin. To me, enjoyment comes fleetingly and unheralded; I cannot determinedly enjoy myself for a whole week at a time. ~Robertson Davies

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♥ ~ Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! My friends and raise your glasses, Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~Oscar Wilde

♥ ~ Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~ John Shirley

♥ ~ The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.

♥ ~ If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know that they'd been away on a vacation. ~Kin Hubbard

♥ ~ Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. ~ Sam Ewing

♥ ~ No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

♥ ~ Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not. ~ William James

♥ ~ A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. ~ Earl Wilson

♥ ~ Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. ~ Sam Ewing

♥~ Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.” ~Craig Wilson

♥ ~ A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. ~ Morris Fishbein

♥ ~ Every person who possibly can should take holiday of a full month in a year, whether he/she feels like taking it or not. ~ William James

♥ ~ A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ~Author Unknown

♥ ~ Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. ~Margaret Laurence

♥ ~ The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. ~Author Unknown

♥ ~ Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. ~Author Unknown

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Welcome sameerk,

    Thanks for reading my hub & commenting. Please come again.

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    sameerk 7 years ago from India

    Hillarious

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    How are you Green Lotus?

    I guess Laughter is an instant vacation because it gives you instant happiness & release the stress. So don't worry be happy & have a wonderful day.

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    Hillary 7 years ago from Atlanta, GA

    I love this one! Laughter is an instant vacation. ~ Milton Berle. Uncle Miltie was the best.

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Thanks AARON99,

    I appreciate for your comments. Please come back again.

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    AARON99 7 years ago

    A very good hub. Keep it up.