What to Do With My Left Foot?

WHAT AM I TO DO WITH MY LEFT FOOT

Good bye I said to my Honda CRX

A Speedy little vehicle without a doubt

For now, you see, you've become my "ex"

I've grown beyond you, I'm movin' you out

Five Speed manual, on the floor

I like the feeling of being in control

The 16 valve engine purred with a lion's roar

Low to the ground, "wider is better, we all know!

But, I'm trading you in for a bigger car

To move my stuff from here to there

It just can't be helped, the size you are

You can't compete, you can't compare

I've always driven "four on the floor"

But, wonder of wonders; these are no more!

Each time I start the motor

Buckle up and such

I find myself asking

Hey! Where is the clutch??

The ease of navigation in my new ride

The spacious interior; a large inside

Can transport the most hefty load

As I speedily make my way

Down the dusty road

Automatic, with sun roof, Sync and more

Electric seats, electric doors

This chariot glides with hardly a touch

But, Damn! I miss my stick shift so much!

Each time I start the motor

Buckle up and such

I find myself asking

Hey! Where is the clutch??

My left foot has no duty, no role, no part

I fear, this is breaking that poor foot's heart

'Cuz, these days, most cars have automatic transmissions

And for drivers like me, something

Is definitely missing

I stomp on the floor, no pedal is there

I'm pushing and pressen' nothin' but air

I guess this is just one for the books!

And all those other, useless left foots!!