In memory of the ten year anniversary of the passing of the legendary founder of the Mac Meda Destruction Company, Jack Macpherson. Mel Carriere eulogizes America's coolest mailman.
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy compiles Douglas Adams' five volume "trilogy." Reviewer Mel ponders if there is any food for thought here to supplement his 5 martini 3 martini lunches.
Capitalism and Free Enterprise are two terms that Americans often swallow as a single pill, but are they different, and are they poison if they both go down the hatch together? Mel thinks out loud.
You are an overwrought potential City Carrier Assistant who is terrified about your impending interview. Relax on Mel Carriere's postal therapy couch. Maybe he can soothe your worried mind, maybe not.
Are the Kennedy and Clinton family conspiracies real, or just popular American mythology? What does it mean that the Clintons are perceived as assassins, and the Kennedys assassination victims?
A brief history of the last 20 years of the working lives of United States Postal Service City Letter Carriers, with a look into the cloudy crystal ball at the future.
A short story response to Bill Holland's challenge. The truth behind cheap office artwork.
The bird family Alcidae evokes images of cold, windswept, ocean escarpments or upwellings miles out to sea. The Pigeon Guillemot, however, is the "Easy" Alcid of tourist traps and public beaches.
A what-if Ode to international athletic glory by a man who was not there, in iambic pentameter sonnet form that barely squeaks off the blocks.
The Winter of Our Discontent, by John Steinbeck, explores key components of American folklore. Are we godlike beings, or angry, feces-throwing monkeys? Mel considers.
Mel announces his 100th Hub Pages article, to little fanfare. What has he learned, if anything, and what will he try next?
Americans pay lip service homage to the concept of Freedom of Speech, to a degree that approaches religious reverence. But do we really like it? This author says no, and gives reasons why.
You are a CCA who just got word you've been promoted to Regular Carrier, but are you ready to sell your soul to the Postal Devil and make this a career? Mel covers the grim and the grins.
Did Anne Frank really kill famous General George S. Patton? This is just one of several theories bandied about in Bill O'Reilly's book Killing Patton. Mel Carriere gives his Lunchtime Lit Review.
Harold Schultz, a posthumously recognized flag raiser of Iwo Jima, was a man who shunned the spotlight. Until very recently, history completely forgot about him. Here is this Postal Employee's tale.
Mailman Mel Carriere reviews The Last Temptation of Christ, by Nikos Kazantzakis, to see if it floats or sinks. Stoke those book burning flames, this one may shock your sensibilities.
My Gradual Disillusionment with the American Two-Party Political System - With Thoughts on the 2016 Election
Has ideological "mental-murder" caused Americans to blindly accept the current two-party political system? Will our disillusionment with the status quo lead to change, or is it business as usual?
Except for 1st President George Washington, two major parties have controlled the US Presidency throughout the country's history. Does the popularity of Trump and Sanders mean this is changing?
So you, Postal CCA, have been asked to move up to a 204b supervisor position, and you're pretty full of yourself! Although Mel does not want to burst your bubble, you need to know the grim realities.
Mel Carriere reviews Nevil Shute's On the Beach, a model of literary aerodynamic efficiency, as part of his ongoing Lunchtime Lit series.
April 20, 1914, some two dozen men, women and children were massacred at Ludlow, Colorado, by the hired thugs of Colorado Fuel and Iron. What did the disaster mean then, and what does it mean now?
Digested in easy to chew, half hour chunks, Murakami's 1Q84 is an entertaining, thought stimulating novel. But on a long distance airplane flight would it be more of a sleep enhancer? Mel wonders.
"Follow the Mail" is a time honored Postal adage used by old timers to get you, the aspiring CCA or RCA, out of their hair. But this seemingly useless advice can work, if you learn how to do it.
Three Guilty Pleasure Sappy, Stupid Science Fiction Movies - Independence Day, Buckaroo Banzai, and Mars Attacks!
Independence Day, Buckaroo Banzai, and Mars Attacks! may not be legends of the Science Fiction genre, but they serve well for cheap, sappy, feel good entertainment and a few mindless chuckles.
Candidate Bernie Sanders packs arenas and receives record individual donations, but is ignored by the hypnotizing mass media. Is there a deliberate "Bernie Blackout" by NPR and other news sources?
The Charley Horse, Kidney Stone, and Inguinal Hernia can be real problems for the upstart City Carrier Assistant (CCA). Here author Mel Carriere gives unsolicited, low quality medical advice.
Shelby Dade Foote Jr., was not just a historian, but a brilliant author with narrative skill unsurpassed by those who contribute to the genre. Mel shares his impressions of the man and his work.
The song of the White-crowned Sparrow is a harbinger of autumn in Southern California. Here are some reflections on the feelings this song evokes.
Take Mel's Postal Rorschach test. He sees a mail truck, Postal Customer from Hell sees rolling dollar signs. What do you see?
Author James Clavell wrote at least one great book, but Gai-jin was not it. Join Mel Carriere for lunch as he reviews this work, and reminds the gentle reader how much he loved Shogun.
If you have been active on the Internet, chances are you have been plagued by Trolls. Who are these ogres lurking beneath your Internet bridge - are they passionate advocates or paid mercenaries?
The Winter Solstice is upon us. If you are a letter carrier for the USPS, you are probably already delivering at night. Here are a few dark delivery tips for the fledgling City Carrier Assistant.
"Back in the day" Thanksgiving was considered off limits to retailers, but Black Friday has been steadily encroaching upon its Thanksgiving brother holiday. What does this mean and where is it going?
The Brewers Blackbird is the reigning avian King of parking lots and food courts across America. Unfortunately, in certain parts of its range the bird's numbers are mysteriously reducing.
Gary Hart and H. Ross Perot are examples of promising Presidential candidates who were victims of ruthless character assassination that forced them out of the race. Is Bernie Sanders next?
Doug Hansen from Kent, Washington, was possibly the first and only postal worker to successfully climb Mt. Everest. This article explores his amazing feat, and his tragic death.
Suburban backyards can be a refuge for many species, including the Monarch Butterfly and various moths. Mel asks the question - should we denude the landscape of natural beauty or embrace the bug?
On Columbus Day 2015 Mel Carriere examines ugly, often overlooked truths about Christopher Columbus, and wonders whether it is time to change the second Monday in October to Indigenous Peoples Day.
Are you an aspiring City Carrier Assistant curious about on the job hazards you will face as a letter carrier for the United States Postal Service? Prepare to take the painful plunge.
The United States Postal Service is the nation's most trusted public institution, yet every Presidential candidate consistently ignores it, for insidious reasons. Enter Bernie Sanders.
The Wind-up Bird Chronicle will take you into the deepest, darkest wells of author Haruki Murakami's bizarre imagination. Mel Carriere reports on the book as part of his "Lunchtime Lit" series.
California may be the land of perpetual sunshine, but there are grimy shadows that those relentless rays can never blot out. Southern California resident Mel Carriere rants about the "Gilded" State.
Many fiction writers are meticulous planners and outliners, while others start with an idea and wing it along the way to "happily ever after." No way is right or wrong; "know thyself" is the key.
In addition to its mail delivery function, the American Mailbox serves as a convenient hostel for a host of unholy horrors, living and dead. This article explores those frights of a human origin.
Rural Carrier Associate (RCA) vs. City Carrier Assistant (CCA) - Which Postal Poison Pill Should You Swallow?
No matter what fancy tag you apply to it, being a USPS letter carrier is grueling work. This article compares the entry level Postal positions of Rural Carrier Associate and City Carrier Assistant.
The novel Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts is an epic page turner, but also the subject of much controversy. Is author Roberts a "lying junkie," or is this really his story?
On April 15th, 2015, Letter Carrier Doug Hughes "tweaked the dragon's tail" when he landed his Gyrocopter on the lawn of Capitol Hill. Is he a madman or a martyr for democracy?
Are the strange murals at the Denver International Airport really part of a New World Order conspiracy, or simply a component of some massive Sociological Pareidolia?
The Chimp and the River: How Aids Emerged from an African Rain Forest (Book Review) - Lunchtime Lit with Mel
Mel Carriere discusses the implications of David Quammen's The Chimp and the River as part of his lunchtime book review series.
So you are considering or you've just been accepted as a Postal City Carrier Assistant (CCA) and you are wondering what is in store for you. Warning - results may vary! Be prepared to travel.
What follows is a study of the Corporate Stockholm Syndrome, a condition arising from the virtual hostage taking that occurs in modern business management, including the United States Postal Service.
Mailman Where's my Check? - The Death of First Class Mail Delivery Standards and what this Means for America
On January 5, 2015 the Postal Service reduced First Class Mail delivery standards, and mail that took 2 to 3 days to travel cross country is now taking considerably longer, to the Public disservice.
Civil Disobedience and Terrorism are two different tactics used to fight injustices, real and perceived. Which method is winning? A look at the historical scoreboard.
50 years after Castro came into power, dogma still governs the United State's relationship with Cuba. Does the new normalization plan mean we can finally all sit down and have a smoke together?
The Republic of Iraq is a seething Pandora's box of conflicting ethnicities that was held together for 30 years by dictator Saddam Hussein. Saddam was evil, but is the world better off without him?
Is the recent Ebola outbreak in the United States truly a severe threat, or just a media smokescreen perhaps exaggerated for political purposes?
Thinking about becoming a Postal City Carrier Assistant (CCA), but you want to know if you have the right stuff to get through the training process? Described here are the rigors of CCA bootcamp.
Cold blooded reptiles and amphibians have been a problem in mail delivery from the time of the plagues of Egypt up until the present. Here Mel Carriere explores cold and clammy mailbox infestations.
In honor of Labor Day, 2014, Mel Carriere shares his views on the Central American Illegal Immigration Crisis, brought about by abysmal working conditions. Are we as Americans ultimately responsible?
For the first time in Internet history the sanctity and privacy of the postal confessional have been violated, and you will be exposed to the true confessions of Postal City Carrier Assistants (CCAs).
From mice to marsupials, warm blooded critters find mailboxes to be convenient places in which to undertake a wide variety of activities having nothing to do with correspondence. Part 2 in a series.
Reflections on "Going Postal" in Light of, but not Making Light of the Santa Barbara Isla Vista Shooting Tragedy
College campus shootings may be "all the rage" today, but trendy murderous rampages got started in the 80s with a series of "going postal" killings. What does this say about our society?
In a multi-part series, Mel Carriere explores mailbox invaders that should make postal customers and letter carriers proceed cautiously before sticking their hands blindly into mail receptacles.
Serfs Up! Is there a Russian Mindset Against Democracy? - Democracy in Russia from the Czars to Putin
Will the Russian bear ever stop devouring its own young and leave them an equitable spot in the den? The failure of Russian democracy is rooted in ancient historical factors and contemporary events.
So you think you're ready to take the leap into management hell? Make sure you check your morals at the door. Mel shares some management experiences for postal and non postal people alike.
This article explores four of the biggest roadblocks to happiness encountered as a CCA (City Carrier Assistant), and asks the question of whether you really want to subject yourself to this insanity.
Is your boss a bona fide megalomaniac or just some pompous, posturing jerk in a tie? This article analyzes the difference, and discusses some noteworthy megalomaniacs in history, real and perceived.
In contrast to its usual inept technological offerings, the Postal Service's USPS Mobile App for iPhone is remarkably user friendly and has extremely useful features for Postal employees and customers
The City Carrier Assistant (CCA) is a newly created Postal position that has been controversial among the ranks of letter carriers. Mel advises the CCA how to adapt to a hostile postal environment.
Ever wonder how the other half lives? If you find yourself at the bottom of the corporate food chain, here are some things you can use to move up and stay, Postal-Service style.
Mel's Marvelously Memorable Media Mailmen - Famous Mailmen from the entertainment world and what they mean
For being an iconic public servant that most Americans see every day, Mailmen are notoriously underepresented on film. Mel analyzes some of entertainment's most famous mailmen and what they mean.
This hub is in recognition of the Postal Service's Dog Bite Prevention week of May 19-25th. It deals with the German Sheperd, Pit Bull, Cocker Spaniel, Saint Bernard, Chihuahua, and Mini Doberman
Mel's Malodorous Mail Machines Memorandum - The Postal Service is Losing the Technological Battle of the 21st Century
This hub describes technology recently implemented by the United States Postal Service and whether this technology is adequate to meet this organization's technological needs.
Mel's Major Mail Misunderstandings - The CCA, The Post Office, and Untrue Assumptions About Letter Carriers
Nothing personal, my fellow letter carriers and other postal employees, but the Postal Service thinks that you are stupid. You might find this a rather shocking thing to say, but it is demonstrated clearly by the...