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Good-Bye

The tears well They flow in dry paths down my cheek Salty rivers guide the cries for help to the barrel I breathe my last through you Deep throating Gagging in a fatal act of fellatio I retch and...

18 comments    death suicide pest
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Son Of Pest, A Poem.

I told my son that i would post this poem.  He wrote it for English and I was more than impressed.  Chip off the ol block, poor kid!  Poems are written they are written with thoughts, they can be...

59 comments    poetry poems
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The Past Two Weeks

Wow it has been a while! I have been trying to get back to writing over the past two weeks. Chief Tom has been hanging around a bit too much and my new neighbor "toast", "toe nail" or whatever...He calls...

61 comments    how to relationships dating
My momma is the chief's favorite when Aunt Flo is in town.71

The Chief

Quiet, serenity. Sweet slumber, nestled in a hammock pushed by warm summer breezes. Rocking, pushing, rocking faster, faster. The sensation turns to words, the words begin to echo in my ears. "Harder"? ...

88 comments    fun humor funny
Lactating Goat67

You've Come A Long Way Baby

Lactating Goat In my previous Hub, Pest's Photo Album and Petition For Hottest Hubber of All Time, I let you in on the beauty and exquisite looks that is Pest. I even gave a slight glimpse of my spectacular...

49 comments    entertainment humor
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I Like It, Drop, by Drop

The wet warmth of your crimson feel it heals it releases demons drop by life giving drop I cut to release I cut to feel I cut to live hear me now the scars scream from the past you wont listen more...

55 comments    death suicide
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Multiple Personalities

Oh my...I have been trolling around HubPages for a while...I hate to tell some of you with multiple personalities and profiles I know who you are. WE all know who you are... I am so tired of being treated as...

61 comments    entertainment liars
If you don't get the food, they just might!66

How To Barely Get By

It has occurred to me that it seems that more and more of us are barely getting by. This revelation is mostly brought on by momma's continuous jokes about me actually going out and getting a job to help ends...

66 comments    entertainment fun humor
This is the snow on top of the water next to my mansion.59

Another Day In The Neighborhood

As you all know the past few weeks have been full of one disaster after another for momma and me. First we had the flood and this provided us both with a wide variety of entertainment and bonding time. I...

77 comments    entertainment fun humor
RIP Red Fox71

Childhood Television and Music Influences

Ever since i can remember I have grown up with misic blaring in the background. Momma always played her records real loud when she locked me outside. She was always doing business with "John" and never...

49 comments    entertainment fun music
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