What I've Leared From Watching Commercials
- Married women are the only people who do housework and they really enjoy it!
- Erectile dysfunction is extremely common, especially in men between the ages of 30 and 55.
- A product that cures a migrane is worth the risk of getting cancer.
- Likewise, long think lashes are very important. More important than eyesight.
- Women go to clubs, sit around and talk about birth control pills.
- Only 20 year old models with big boobs go to the beach. They all wear high heels with their bikinis and love guys who drink beer!
- A certain male cologne and bodywash will make women do unspeakable things when a man wears it.
- William Shatner will endorse ANYTHING.
- Cute little reptiles with British accents work for car insurance companies. Meanwhile, elves bake cookies in their tree houses.
- Eating at Subway everyday will make you lose weight.
- Anti-wrinkle cream will make you look like the 25 years old model who is endorsing it.
- My insurance agent will appear out of nowhere if I beckon. So will the hot guy down the street.
- The only guys who drink beer are young and athletic.
- Women get super excited when talking about their periods.
- Your bank really, really cares about you. Really!
- My cell phone is dated after only six months and it's CRUCIAL that I get a new one now.
- Seniors make up only 5% of the population. 95% of the world is young, thin and attractive.
- Choosy moms still choose Jiff.
- High fructose syrup is not harmful even though it's banned in Europe. Silly Europeans, what do they know?
- Getting married? That ring better be from Jared's!!
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