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Hologram Malfunction Notification

  1. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 13 months ago

    We apologize for intruding on your hologram life experience, but we are legally required to notify you when there is a malfunction.

    A reset was initiated, it will ripple in due course. This reset will delete your awareness. Specifically, past memory will be erased. Going forward will be ok. Sorry.

    We apologize for the unintentional absence of the Exit Button which must be visible at all times.

    We hope to have both issues resolved soon. Meanwhile, please continue to enjoy your life experience hologram.

    Sincerely,

    Discount Holograms Vacation Support

    4:19 am, August 28, 2370

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  2. Austinstar profile image78
    Austinstarposted 13 months ago

    I feel like Alice about to eat some cake or take some pills. WooHoo!

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 13 months ago in reply to this

      Yep, it happens.

      Sincerely,

      Discount Holograms Vacation Support

      9:19 am, January 14, 2188

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  3. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 13 months ago

    Another reset has been initiated. Your perception will be it is Monday, February 15, 2016. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    Sincerely,

    Discount Holograms Vacation Support

    4:22 pm, October 1, 2099

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    1. Christy Kirwan profile image
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      Christy Kirwanposted 13 months ago in reply to this

      This sounds like the start of a great sci-fi short story. Reminds me of a snippet of conversation I overheard in a thrift shop this past weekend: "It's programmed itself into feeling pain." Two young guys. I'll never know what they were actually talking about. smile

      1. paradigmsearch profile image89
        paradigmsearchposted 13 months ago in reply to this

        I/We understand.

        Sincerely,

        Discount Holograms Vacation Support

        9:22 pm, March 2, 2098

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