Why I am going to Hell

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years ago

   And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
   
   I forgot to put the wife out in the woods last month...
   
   Oh well.

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      MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I had a BLT for lunch... and I once grabbed a guy's junk and twisted when he threatened my ex-husband.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I'm not sure junk twisting is forbidden.

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            MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Actually it's strangely specifically forbidden
            
            Deuteronomy 25:11

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
               Cross references:Deuteronomy 25:12 : S Dt 7:2
               
               
               Actually, I'm not totally against this rule.

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                  MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  I wouldn't start a fight with my husband then... I would hate you to have guilt over sending me to hell

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      Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      We invented tampax. I could get a little more specific, but, It's not a good time of the month. PMS didn't just pop up recently, and people used to live in very close quarters.

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         MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         And now you are going to hell for posting that knowing that I had recently eaten a BLT.

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      Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Native Americans used to do the same thing...I don't see you using any Native quotes. The fact is, every culture had ways of dealing with the menstrual cycle which were quite similar. Sorry I had to point this out.

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         janesixposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         What Native quotes could he have used?

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            Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Tricky, huh. The Japs had the same problem during WWII. No written language, but enough is known about their culture to be able to determine that they quarantined their women in the fashion of the Israelites. Chances are, women insisted on it, and the men were only complying. Not sure what point the forum was making.

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               MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               It's in the sandpit... it doesn't have to have a point. I think it might have been for piss and giggles.
               
               BTW... I am going to hell because earlier today I had a mental image of Cagsil flogging me with a wet rope... It was before the BLT.

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                  Cagsilposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  
                  
                  
                  At first I thought you were going to say something about the mental image of my post in this thread, never mind, the other thread.

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               The Japs?

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                  Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  They couldn't decipher Navajo, the 'code' America was using. No references, no alphabet. Most native 'quotes' that have been recorded, had nothing to do with female cycles, that is why asking for a native quote about menstruation, which is what the Bible quote was about, which you seem to insist on ridiculing at every whipstitch, and so my asking for a comparative quote, knowing full well that there are none, was a bit tricky, if not deceptive on my part. I just wanted to see if I could raise Google stock by sending people looking for quotes they'll never find.

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                     Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Who or what are "the Japs"?

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                     Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Excuse me. The Japanese. Should I get get upset if someone calls me a New Yorker? Is Jap considered a derogatory term? Then what is 'Brit'?

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                        Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        At least I didn't call 'em Nips!

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               wavegirl22posted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Sandpit no sandpit  . .this is one comparison I would seriously like to understand.

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                  Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  It helps if you first understand why it's OK to refer to people as "Japs".

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                     wavegirl22posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     well when I was in high school some may have referred to me as a JAP. . . and it is not because I had anything to do with Japan.

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                        Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        
                        
                        Yes, your highness...

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                           wavegirl22posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           I knew you would 'get it'

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                              Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              I have also used it as shorthand for "jalapenos"

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      Cagsilposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sure the bear in the woods was very disappointed Ron.

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      wavegirl22posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Are we allowed to make silly comments here, or am I still on refrain?

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Please, lay some silly on me....

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            wavegirl22posted 11 years agoin reply to this

            I got nuttin now . .. .after you shut me down yesterday I have been brooding around. .. maybe it will come back. All I got now is Peyton went from #2 to #50 on the top100 list. Where will Eli land is all I can think about now.

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               I would never shut you down...

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         Cagsilposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Hey Wavegirl, this is in the Sandpit. So, what do you think?

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            wavegirl22posted 11 years agoin reply to this

            I think I do better in the sports forum . .too sandy in here.

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               Cagsilposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Well, it was nice to see you anyways. Hope you're well.

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   livelongerposted 11 years ago

   Sombreros are a sacrilege.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Well then, I guess I should prepare myself...

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   Darkproxyposted 11 years ago

   I'm going to hell for writing revenge of the christ, jesus goes rambo on Santa and the easterbunny

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      Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      How so?

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   timorousposted 11 years ago

   I may be going to hell for ripping that tag off the inside of my couch...you know, the one about not removing this tag, and something about new material only. Just sayin'...

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      Randy Godwinposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, there's probably a bible verse prohibiting it.
      
      
                                       

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   CMHypnoposted 11 years ago

   Having been raised a Catholic and going to a convent school, you really can't avoid going to hell.  Not having been to mass in more years than I can remember and nor having been to confession automatically buys me a one way non-refundable ticket.
   
   At school we weren't allowed to wear patent leather shoes in case they reflected our underwear, could only sit on a boy's knee if you put a telephone directory on the said knee first and if the lights were put out at a party we were told to jump on a table and shout 'I am a good Catholic girl and I am not coming down until the lights go back on'.  Needless to say the last one became our favourite party game!
   
   But I have to say that 7 days a month out in a little spa retreat in the woods with a pool, steam room and masseur sounds really nice - should be mandatory and paid for by the government
   
   Nice to see you back Randy!

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      Randy Godwinposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      HA!  You oughtta try a Southern Baptist upbringing, Cynthia.  Yep, my four weeks are up.  Thinking about having a raffle for the next time I get banned.  Day and time.  First prize would be my entire EBay earnings for a year! 
      
      Thanks for the welcome back.  They even gave me back my 3 accolades they took when I was banned.  Big whoop!      Earnings stink lately, how bout you?
      
      
                                         

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