Difference between Schmo and Shmoo

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Difference between Schmo and Shmoo

What is a Schmo?

A ‘Schmo’ is a well-known fictional name given to someone (generally of the male persuasion) who is seen as a foolish or stupid person. In other words, a jerk. The word can also be spelled ‘schmoe’ or ‘shmo.’

Where did the word come from? The prefix, ‘shm’, was adapted from the Yiddish which meant to dismiss or diminish something.

Examples: Mother to child: “Rain, shmain, you have to go to school.”

Wife to husband: “Golf, shmolf, you need to mow the lawn.”

The Oxford English Dictionary supports another etymology: the prefix is a shortening of the Yiddish word, ‘schmuck’ which means a clumsy or stupid person; an oaf. Or the Yiddish word, ‘shmok’ which means penis.

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Ode to Joe the Schmo

Joe the Schmo walks into a bar.
He sits at the bar an hour or more.
He stares at his drink. He stares at the door.
He stares at the bar. He stares at the floor.

He does not take a sip,
Just heaves some great big sighs,
As tears begin to form
At the corners of his eyes.

One of the guys at the bar
Decides to play a joke.
He picks up Joe’s whiskey,
And drinks it down like Coke.

That’s when Joe starts to cry,
You would think he lost his mother.
The guy at the bar tells him,
“Don’t cry, I’ll buy you another!

“I saw that you weren’t drinking,
So I drank your drink in fun.
It is not worth any tears.
Bartender, another one.”

“It’s not just that,” says Joe.
“It’s all that happened today –
The worst day of my life.
Look, all my hair turned gray.

“First my alarm failed to work.
I did not awake until eight.
Then when I got to my job,
My boss fired me for being late.

“As I left the building,
What did I step in but poop?
My car was not in the lot,
Someone had stolen my coupe.

“On the back seat of my car,
I left my wallet and cellphone.
So I had to walk five miles,
In order to reach my home.

“My wife did not expect me,
I usually get home at night.
So where did I find her?
In bed! … Alone? … Not quite!

“With her was my best friend,
Seems he was her best friend, too.
I didn’t know about their affair,
I did not have a clue.

“I loved that woman,

I gave her my soul.

She stomped on my heart

And left a big hole.

“So I made up my mind to end it all
And I would have done so in a minute.
Then what do you do but drink my drink,
With all the rat poison in it!”

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What is a Shmoo?

Do not confuse the Schmo with the Shmoo.

The Shmoo is a lovable, fictional cartoon animal created by Al Capp in his comic strip, ‘Li’l Abner.’ It first appeared in August, 1948.

The Shmoo looks like a plump white bowling pin with round, stubby feet.

It has eyebrows and a few whiskers and a constant smile.

No arms, no nose, no ears.

Small hearts appear over its head when it expresses love.

Ode to the Shmoo

I found you so many years ago
When introduced by writer, Al Capp.
I was a fan of his 'Li'l Abner,'
And you, the Shmoo, became lagniappe.

Daisy Mae was the love interest
Of Li'l Abner, Capp's sturdy hero.
It seemed to be a one-way romance
Since Abner's interest was zero.

The comic strip described Dogpatch,
A fictional Utopian place.
The backwoods residents were folksy
With a pleasant hillbilly grace.

Mammy Yokum was the matriarch;
She constantly smoked a corncob pipe.
Handsome Li'l Abner loved his mother;
He was the strong, stalwart silent type.

Into their private world in Dogpatch,
Capp, the cartoonist, brought the Shmoo.
It was an animal like no other,
You would never find it in a zoo.

What did this sweet little creature look like?
Can you picture a plump white bowling pin?
Black eyebrows and very sparse whiskers,
But no arms, no nose, no ears and no chin.

Though a Shmoo may look a bit awkward,
It can move quickly on short, stubby legs.
They can multiply faster than rabbits,
And, on demand, produce free packaged eggs.

If you look at a Shmoo when you're hungry,
Then the Shmoo is more than eager to please.
It jumps onto a frying pan or grill,
So you can feast with the greatest of ease.

Hard to believe, I know, but it is so.
When broiled, the Shmoo will taste just like steak.
When fried, it will taste like fried chicken.
Is catfish your wish? the Shmoo you must bake.

Has your appetite begun to quicken?
Then one more fact I really should mention.
Shmoos are gentle and ideal with children.
As playmates they add another dimension.

They can be your nanny
When you can't find granny.

My love for the Shmoo is unconditional. It is too bad they are only fictional.

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2015. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So."

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ArtDiva 18 months ago

Why am I not surprised at this, and unbelievably, I remember the Shmoo, and known a lot of Schmo's. Another fun write.

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lyoness913 18 months ago from Overland Park, KS

When I wrote on Epinions, I had a good friend who also wrote who named himself Shmoo. I hadn't known was a Shmoo was until then! Funny!


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billybuc 18 months ago from Olympia, WA

You are so clever and funny, my friend. I loved this, but then I love all your work. You have me laughing from the title all the way through the article.

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breakfastpop 18 months ago

You just brought back many fond memories. When I was a kid, my mother took me to a local shoe store to get my feet measured and buy new shoes. After all was accomplished the owner presented me with a shmoo of my very own! I loved that creature.

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AudreyHowitt 18 months ago from California

You are so very clever--I so enjoyed this!

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always exploring 18 months ago from Southern Illinois

This was cute and fun to read. I hate to admit it but I've known a few schmucks. Hee..I remember the shmoo and one of my favorite comic strips was ' Li'l Abner. Thank's for the memories...

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Delighted I could rekindle your fond memories of the Shmoo, ArtDiva. I think there have been Schmos in almost everyone's life. Thanks for enjoying the fun, m'dear.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

How nice to meet you, Wendi. Happy I could bring back the Shmoo for you. Thanks for the visit and the 'funny.'

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Bill. Thanks for loving this, m'dear. To know that you were laughing all the way through the article is exactly the comment I hoped you would make. Honest!

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Hi, bp. I never had a Shmoo of my own but I looked forward to the Lil Abner comic strip whenever it appeared in our daily paper. I did have a Troll - remember them? But not a Shmoo. One day I am certain I will find one.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Audrey. You know exactly the right thing to say. Thank you, m'dear. Happy you enjoyed this.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

I knew you would be fond of the Shmoo, too, Ruby, as I was. Shmoes and schmucks - not so much. We all seem to know one or two or more. You are most welcome for the happy memories.

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Rochelle Frank 18 months ago from California Gold Country

Yes. I know the Shmoo.

Al Capp said the Shmoo was modeled after the California Quail, a delightful little bird that prefers to run rather than fly. They run so fast and smooth that they appear to skate across the landscape. I heard it from AC himself when he spoke to a small group of journalism students.

I also had the honor of sewing a button on the sleeve of his sports coat. It had come loose and my friend and I were the closest girls in the group-- I guess he figured that girls know how to sew buttons on. We had to run over to the Home Ec. department to find a needle and thread.

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breakfastpop 18 months ago

I do remember the trolls, but it is the Shmoo that captured my heart.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Rochelle. How fortunate you were to meet Al Capp in person - in my mind, he was a genius in the art of satirical cartoons. Remember General Bullmoose - 'what's good for the General is good for the country.' Reminds me of many of today's leaders.

And what an honor that was - to sew that button for him. Thanks about the info re the Shmoo in comparison to the California Quail.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

That is exactly what they did, bp, the Shmoos captured our hearts. They don't make cartoons like that any more. (:

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tillsontitan 18 months ago from New York

You come up with the greatest subjects to right about. Who would ever think of Schmo and Schmoo? You're making us show our age remembering the Schmoo, but the chuckles were worth it. Great job.

Voted up, funny, awesome, and interesting.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Mary, for appreciating my choice of subjects. That's what happens when you are older than soil and your mind wanders more than you do. I never mind showing my age, m'dear, since I am so grateful to be still here to show it. :)

Delighted you chuckled and thanks for the Up and the sublime adjectives.

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AliciaC 18 months ago from British Columbia, Canada

Thanks for introducing me to the Shmoo, drbj. Strangely enough, I've never heard of this creature before!

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Happy to introduce you to the Shmoo, Alicia. Al Capp's cartoon strip, Lil Abner, was very popular in the States but I don't know if Canadian newspapers back in the 50s and 60s carried it as well.

You are most welcome.

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Larry Rankin 18 months ago from Oklahoma

Fascinating dissection of terms.

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drbj 18 months ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Larry, for finding my dissection and dissertation regarding Schmo and Shmoo fascinating. Your comments are always most welcome.

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