Please let me get off the phone...

Like many others, I've gotten to the point of hating the sound of my ringing cellphone. I'm not sure if this is due to work or other circumstances.

I find myself thinking of the days when people called when they wanted something, needed something, or had an actual question to ask. Sometimes you would just chat, but that was usually with a family member, and even that wouldn't drag on but for so long due to long distance charges.

These boundaries have been lifted. Armed with unlimited minutes, a reason isn't needed for a phone call. It seems that some people have no idea what to do with themselves when they are alone.

I’m sitting in the doctor’s office, waiting. Let me call somebody! I’m at a stop light, what do I do? I should call somebody! Out to eat, my date went to the bathroom, I'm all alone! I should call someone!

I hate when I'm that someone....

I do enjoy talking to people I haven’t seen in a while and I would rather call someone than text if it’s going to require more than two separate text messages. But still, sometimes I just want off of the phone. I have different ways of dealing with pointless phone calls, here are a few examples:

Caller: What are you doing?

Me, rolling my eyes: Oh nothing much, walking the dogs/working/talking to a person face to face/using the bathroom/meditating.

Caller: Cool

Me, already thinking how to end the conversation: Yeah, hey, someone’s at the door/ robbing me at gunpoint/stealing my cow/borrowing my cell phone battery/asking for change/selling Girl Scout cookies/delivering milk.

Caller, with no interest in what I say anyway: Cool, call me back.

Maybe the problem is me. I need to have a better attitude, I should feel fortunate that people call me and engage them with my enthusiasm.

Caller: What’s up man?

Me: Hey! What’s going on? I haven’t talked to you in 15 hours! Are you okay?

Caller: Uh, yeah. Are you?

Me: I am now! Listen, I’m really glad you called! I was just thinking about you!

Caller: I’m gonna have to call you back.

Me: I can’t wait! Bye!

Then there’s the just seeing what you’re up to call. If you call to see if I’m free, that’s one thing, but what about the calls that serve no purpose other than to see what I'm doing? The caller doesn’t want to join me; they just feel the need to know what I've got going on.

Caller: What’s up?

Me: Nothing much

Caller: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Not much, taking it easy (I have a big night planned, and I’m very excited about my instant queue on Netflix)

Caller: Me neither.

Me, wondering why you called, were you just sitting there thinking about me and figured you would just see what my plans where, just to know?: Cool, uh, I’ll give you a call tomorrow. (I often say this as filler and it gets me in trouble. I know, I should be honest)

Caller:Peace/later, or something really cool like, Holla.

I fully understand I have issues. I’m not antisocial but sometimes I just cannot stand cell phones. I miss coming home and checking my messages. Then I could decide who to call, or call back. The ball was in my court. Now, I have no excuse.

Sometimes, when I'm on a long phone conversation that I can't seem to end, I find myself daydreaming. I've even set the phone down while grabbing something out of the fridge, throwing out an occasional, uh huh. or really!

Other times if seems the phone only rings when I'm busy. The other day I was doing yard work, enjoying this unseasonable weather. I actually had decided to chop some wood in the backyard, maybe I was trying to compensate for the other day when my wife wanted to go to Lowe’s and I wanted to go look at puppies. Anyway, there I was, Ax in hand, ready for some serious outdoorsmen-like activity. I lift the ax, about to come down with full force and either split the log or seriously hurt myself when, sure enough, the phone rings. I’ll bet this never happened to Paul Bunyan.

Many times I leave my phone at home, hoping to be free from the tentacles of technology. But even without my phone, I fall victim to the phone talk. How many times have you been out, and found yourself having to hear one of these conversations?

Shopper, standing in line at Subway: Nuthin’, what are you doing? I know right? Yeah….okay…..huh huh……lettuce…….tomato………what did she say?........I know right?........Uh, maybe a little mayo……that’s what’s up……….for real?.....

And that’s not all; phones on the market now are equipped with Near field communication, or NFC. This allows information to be passed to and from phones in close proximity to one another. Android applications will allow phones in the near future to use NFC to process payments at participating stores. Not one to miss out, Apple and Microsoft are developing similar technology for mobile payments.

One day I'll look back and think of the good old days, back when people just had cellphones instead of, brain implants/robots/barcode tattoos/smartglasses/bluetooth contacts/telepathy apps/bluetooth earrings or whatever may be trending. I'll wonder what is wrong with the world and question why we don't communicate. I'll go on and on about how nobody calls me. And I'll only have myself to blame.

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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

LOL! I still look twice at the people who are using a bluetooth and I think they are talking to themselves. The more intense the conversation is that they are having the funnier the scenario! Good points about the phone ringing. I like my text sound better...it's a bird twirp, very soothing.


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Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

It is guarenteed that if my husband and I go out to dinner for a little alone time, my 15year old daughter will call as soon as my food comes. She knows where we are (trying to get away from her), and calls to see what we're doing. I am getting really good at this. The conversation goes "Hi Katy, my food just got here. Are you bleeding or in danger of dying? OK, it has only been half an hour since we talked, talk to you when we get home." I hang up and all she has said was "No, I am not bleeding or dying.)She never has a chance to say anything. lol


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Very well done Becky...I could learn some lessons here!


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rebeccamealey 4 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

Cute and enjoyable Hub. I enjoyed the read. I wonder what the next big thing will be after cell phones? Maybe we will just be able to send "mind messages." The ringing will be in our heads!Imagine that!


jenubouka 4 years ago

I am with you Weestro. There was this job I had about 4 years ago and to this day my phone is always on vibrate. I am a horrible conservationist, like you I will drift off in deep thought about the next novel idea to be written down, or a mere gnat will catch my eye and I am a lost cause to the conversation! I hate, hate talking on the phone. The worst is when you are talking with someone who has memory loss....Bless my late grandma's heart, but man o man that was the worst!

Awesome.


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Millionaire Tips 4 years ago from USA

I completely understand. I often get asked what I am eating / have eaten. Once I have eaten a meal, I don't feel a reason to keep a record of it in my memory bank as I look forward to my next meal. Nor do I want a critique of what I ate. Now I am getting political messages and surveys. They are even worse! I enjoyed reading your hub and getting a chance to rant. Voted up.


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

I have no idea rebecca, but I'm sure I won't like it! thanks for reading!

I can't image jenubouka, I have enough trouble as it is!

That would drive me crazy millionaire! Thanks for the vote!


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nemanjaboskov 4 years ago from Serbia

Like you, I don't enjoy talking on the phone at all... Much to my relief and enjoyment, I stopped using a mobile phone a few months back. We moved to a foreign country, I stopped using my old mobile, and I didn't get a new one here. It was strange at first, but I got used to it and I am now enjoying my mobile phone-free life :)


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Wow, that sounds so weird today, to not have a phone attached to your hip at all times. But it shouldn't be...good for you!


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Confessionsof 4 years ago from Virginia

That was very entertaining uncle Pete :)


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Cameron? Awesome!

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