Conservatives Liberals Atheists and Christians are Stinky Poo-Heads

1. 59

   MelissaBarrettposted 11 years ago

   That's right...  Any group that has any member that I've ever disagreed with on any subject is now comprised completely of stinky poo-heads.  It's easier that way...  I can just write whole groups of people off as beneath me without ever actually having a conversation with any individual of that group except the original offender...
   
   So basically here is my list...
   
   Conservatives
   Liberals
   Republicans
   Democrats
   Independents
   Members of the Green Party
   Women
   Men
   Christians
   Buddhists
   Muslims
   Mormons
   Rastafarians
   Wiccans
   Jehovah's Witnesses
   Atheists
   Agnostics
   Hindus
   Jews
   Vegetarians
   Carnivores
   Omnivores
   People who like any movie starring Ben Afleck
   Geico Cavemen
   Elvis Impersonators
   Fat People
   Skinny People
   Blondes
   Brunettes
   Gingers
   People who take more than 20 items through the express lane
   Ex-Husbands (Doesn't have to be my ex-husband... any ex-husband will do)
   People with complicated coffee orders
   Members of the NRA
   Members of the ACLU
   Members of any organization with an acronym
   Members of any organization without an acronym
   Boy Scouts
   Girl Scouts
   Eagle Scouts
   The Dutch
   
   I would list Ron Paul supporters but I've never actually met one.
   
   *additions*
   
   Libertarians
   Sikhs
   Cats
   People who point out omissions in my forum posts.
   Optimists
   Pessimists
   Happy people
   Sad people
   In-betweeners
   Extra-terrestrial alienS
   MelissaBarret (Extended to include ALL women with the last name Barrett... including but not limited to mother-in-law and sister-in-laws)
   People who make lists
   People on hubpages
   People
   Computers
   Robots
   Dora the Explorer
   Dinosaurs (purple and/or any other color)
   Disney cartoons
   Shrek cast
   Pixar characters
   Blue Avatar creatures
   Superheroes
   Mighty Mom's avatar
   Neighbors
   People with dogs
   People with strollers
   Drivers
   People who post in forums when I have a child attached to my boob so I can read but not respond.
   People who add to already ridiculously long lists
   
   Just to recap... If you are a member of any of these groups you are a stinky poo-head automatically. Don't waste time trying to argue... I've already made up my mind.

   replyreport
   1. 75

      Shanna11posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Dang. I don't think I've ever seen such an inclusive list. I would also add optimists and pessimists. Can't stand anyone who is happy or sad. Or in-betweeners. Hate them all.

      replyreport
2. 82

   psycheskinnerposted 11 years ago

   You should expand your list to include:
   
   Libertarians
   Sikhs
   Dutch people
   Cats

   replyreport
   1. 59

      MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I already listed the dutch...  but you are completely right and I shall amend my list immediately.

      replyreport
      1. 82

         psycheskinnerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I guess we both picked on the dutch, how weird.  I am sure others will be able to contribute more nationalities to even it out.

         replyreport
3. 84

   kathleenkatposted 11 years ago

   I keep a list in my head of specific people. It's called my 'poo list.' I don't generally involve groups as a whole, as people tend to be members of multiple groups.
   
   This post is strangely ironic

   replyreport
4. 82

   psycheskinnerposted 11 years ago

   Is there such a thing as a non-stinky poohead?

   replyreport
   1. 84

      kathleenkatposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      MelissaBarret is not on MelissaBarret's stinky poo list!

      replyreport
      1. 82

         psycheskinnerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Assuming she is not already covered I think that would be covered by adding one of the following to the list
         
         1) people who make lists
         2) people on hubpages

         replyreport
         1. 84

            kathleenkatposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            That's assuming she is a person. Let's expand the list further to include "all interactive entities, including but not limited to: people, computers, robots, Dora the Explorer"

            replyreport
            1. 77

               Mighty Momposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Dora the Explorer
               Not sure where that came from, but now that she's tossed into the mix,
               I feel compelled to add dinosaurs (purple and/or any other color)
               And computer generated characters including but not limited to:
               Disney cartoons
               Shrek cast
               Pixar characters
               All those blue Avatar creatures
               Superheroes (my own avatar begrudgingly included in this list )

               replyreport
               1. 84

                  kathleenkatposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Oooh I hate those Avatar creatures. They stink. They get an entire movie focused on people hating them.

                  replyreport
5. 79

   Healthy Pursuitsposted 11 years ago

   If I may clarify the term - stinky poo-heads are stinky poo-heads because their heads are in the general vicinity of their stinky booty bottoms. While there are some non-stinky poo-heads, they are bland and uninteresting, because they are so clueless that they can't find their stinky booty bottoms. Or something like that.

   replyreport
6. 86

   DzyMsLizzyposted 11 years ago

   Alrighty, then!  That just about encompasses the entire human population, and you've included a non-human one as well.  Perhaps you might like to meet an extra-terrestrial alien?
   
   ( I happen to love cats--so I guess that makes you a member of my "stinky-poo" list......)
   
   

   replyreport
7. 82

   psycheskinnerposted 11 years ago

   Also:
   neighbors
   people with dogs
   people with strollers
   drivers

   replyreport
   1. 77

      Mighty Momposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      That is too funny!
      I had typed "neighbors" and also "relatives" and at the last minute deleted from my list.
      And was considering something about "drivers" ("bad, rude, inconsiderate drivers")
      Does this mean we think in a similarly prejudiced way, psycheskinner?
      Are we, perhaps, super-stinky-pooheads?
      

      replyreport
      1. 59

         MelissaBarrettposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Yes.  Yes you are.
         
         List updated.

         replyreport
         1. 82

            psycheskinnerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Stop it.  Your attempts to empathize with me are interfering with my generic hate attempts.
            
            That said, texting drivers regularly try to kill me at a local crosswalk. I think they should be summarily executed.

            replyreport
8. 0

   Motown2Chitownposted 11 years ago

   I believe you forgot to include:
   
   Shriners
   Elephants
   Italian grandmothers
   People who think you forgot to include something

   replyreport
9. 71

   aguasilverposted 11 years ago

   You finally got to meet  a Ron Paul supporter... count me in.

   replyreport