Pandaism

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   Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

   Believers of Pandaism will receive a full copy of the holy book of Pandaism written by Panda Man for free.
   
   Just spread the faith of Pandagod through propapanda. That's all. No commandments. Just entropy.
   
   Not debate here. This is a recruiting thread.
   
   Enjoy!

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   Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

   We are currently recruiting people to fill in these positions.
   
   First god: Pandagod
   Second God: God
   First man:
   First woman:
   First panda: Panda Man
   First dog:
   First frog:
   First tantrum: Tantrum
   First earnest:
   First hub:
   First haunt:
   First everything else:

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i apply 4 1st tantrum, though i don't think you´re going 2 like it!   

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   Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

   Sneak preview on the very first verses of the holy book of Pandaism, brought to you by Panda Man!
   
   1. In the beginning there was Pandagod.
   2. Pandagod created the panda and the man.
   3. And the man was without form, and void; and evol was upon the face of the man.
   4. And the Spirit of Pandagod moved upon the face of the man.
   5. And Pandagod said, Let there be love: and there was love.
   6. And Pandagod saw the love, that it was good: and Pandagod divided the love from the evol.
   7. And Pandagod said, Let evol disappear: and evol disappeared.
   8. And Pandagod said, Let there be God: and there was God.
   9. And Pandagod saw God, that it was good: and Pandagod left the world at God's hands...

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Why not, I'm already covered by the FSM anyway.

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   Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

   Updated.

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   Pandagodposted 15 years ago

   You have done well, Panda Man. You have increased the number of believers from 1 to 2. 100% growth. This is amazing. Keep up the good work.

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      OK my apologies Panda man. I see Panda god is back. 

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      I'm not a believer yet, Pandagod. You have 2 show me !

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         earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         tantrum, join us, for we are the light, and the truth, and the way to more bamboo shoots! Bet you'll come now eh?

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            tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Don't think so... not yet   

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   Pandagodposted 15 years ago

   Join us, and you shall have bamboo.

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   What do we do pandaman? Start a campaign in her town?

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not a she !! FOR CHRIST SAKE!   I'm ahermaphrodite

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         earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         My deepest apologizes to both of you! Now you gotta have a good love life right?

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            tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Yes I do ! I'm a man of 46. English is not my mother tongue...so maybe I write weird ? you tell me 

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               Pamda Manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Join us, and you shall have bamboo, and English mother tongue.

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                  tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Is it good 4 the brain? I need something to cope with all the psychos loose in this forum 

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                     fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Ha ha ha. You got that right, Tantrum. The number of psychos in hubpages are increasing in geometrical progression. Led by Pamda Man. Lol.

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               earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Nah you write great!

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   Pandagodposted 15 years ago

   Worry not. The prophecy fortells that everyone in the world will be in Pandaland. Although it does not tell when.

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      Hauntyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Praised be Pandagod and the prophecy!

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   Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

   Yes. This is true. I am honoured to be your humble servant, Pandagod.

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    Everyone who believes in Pandaism will go to Pandaland.

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    Pandaland is paradise. Join us, and I will take you to Pandaland.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       sorry but you sound like a...    No...I'm not going 2 say how you sound, for this post will be closed then 
       you have to show me... I don't see anything yet !

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          Pamda Manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I'm exerting propapanda on you.

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             tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             WHERE????   only some bamboo chips .lol:

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                Pamda Manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Come to the dark side, for I am your father.

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                   tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I´m an Aleister Crowley adept, so I'm in the dark side already.
                   And you're not my father.. you're my son

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                      Pamda Manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      I will engage in hypnosis now. You are in a world... full of pandas....

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    It does not matter. The prophecy will come true. You will join us, eventually.

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

        I'll go and eat something...I'm starving!  Be back 4 u soon, so watch out ! 

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       Pamda Manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm going to sleep.

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    I'm awake.

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    I'm going to sleep.

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    AsherKadeposted 15 years ago

    sounds like a cult...
    watch out for Kool Aid, hair buns, and bunk beds...

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    You may have to pander to the protagonists Panda Man!

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    yoshi97posted 15 years ago

    Do they have Freemasons in PandaLand? I hope not ... they scare me.

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    AsherKadeposted 15 years ago

    this post made it the page 1 list again???????????
    

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    yoshi97posted 15 years ago

    The power of Pandaism should not be underestimated. We are eleven strong and growing by the minute.
    
    Who knows ... your next door neighbor could be converting over to Pandaism, even as we speak ...
    
    And for those who chose not to believe ... I ask you ... can you prove that the Pandagod does not exist? He speaks to us, for we have seen his words on this forum ...

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Dude, pandagod and pamda man are one and the same. Isn't that pretty obvious. How he only turns up when Pamda Man wants him to. C'mon people.

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          yoshi97posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          So ... um ... we are only 10?
          
          Maybe Pamda God is the Pandagod in avatar form, coming to test our faith?
          
          What do I know? I was promised a hot pan of lasagna for converting over.

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    Pandamonium is the state of mind where everything is perfect. So there are no freemasons if you don't want them... for you. Once you believe in Pandaism, you will reach Pandaland and be in pandamonium.

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    yoshi97posted 15 years ago

    *Yoshi smacks himself in the head*
    
    Pandemonium ... I shoulda seen that one coming ...

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    Pamda Manposted 15 years ago

    Join us. And you shall have bamboo.

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I just got an amazing counter offer from the FSM. spag bol. I love spaghetti bolognese!

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