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My hubby hit my buttock and said" hey! you fart in front of me! How could you!" I didn't knew he realized it that fast . I just passed by him and he hit my butt that fast!
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One minute ago.......ha hahahahahah....and they always know it was me! The sheer racket gives me away every time. Whurmp, fizz, eeet, ssss... rumbly in my tumbly!
GAS "r" US!
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