Christmas Poop Poems for Kids
Turn Candy Into Fun Holiday Gag Gifts
How do you turn chocolate candy into reindeer poop? Or tiny marshmallows into snowman poop? It's easy - you simply put the goodies in a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and add a silly poem that explains the contents of the bag. Kids love these fun holiday gag gifts! If you're the crafty type, you might want to design your own image and then print the appropriate poem on it. But if you're short on time or art-challenged, here are three places where you can get free printable poems to create your own holiday gag gifts.
Reindeer poop is probably the best-known "poop" gift. It's become so popular that it even inspired a funny holiday song.
Like all "poop" gifts, it's easy to make. You simply add some little chocolate candies such as Milk Duds to a plastic bag and add a reindeer poop poem.
The printable poem shown here is available to download and print from Printable Santa Letters.com. It offers the following poem with an image of Santa's reindeer.
You've been naughty this year,
So, listen, here's the scoop.
You're getting nothing from me
But this bag of reindeer poop!
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Snowman Poop Poem
Not a fan of chocolate? If you want to create a fun gag gift for someone who doesn't enjoy chocolate candies, you might prefer to make snowman droppings.
You can get a free printable poem like the one shown here from Free Santa Letters Online.com. The printable output offers the following poem:
Santa looked at his list and then checked it twice
And discovered that you haven’t been very nice.
But coal’s quite expensive, so here’s the scoop -
You’re getting nothing from Santa but snowman poop.
Dr. Seuss might not approve of this silly fun, but if you want more ideas, here's another one. Take some green candies and fill a small bag. Then add this poem from the printable tag:
The Grinch has been here and he left just one clue...
This little green pile of Grinchy "pooh."
But why did he do it? Did he want to get caught?
As the Grinch would say, “I most certainly did not!”
But Santa and the reindeer with nose set on dim,
Landed on the roof, and scared IT out of him!
He left in a hurry -- homeward bound --
leaving little green piles all over the ground.
You'll find complete directions and two different printable poems to help you create a Grinchy "poop" treat on this page of About.com.
Reindeer Poop Song
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