The Daily Weird #2 (Help! Barack Obama is stalking me!)

I have, at times, been paranoid about whether or not there’s a burglar waiting outside my door to rob me when I walk out into the dark alone. I’ve been paranoid that the guy I just cut off in traffic is going to shoot me when we both end up at the same red light. I’ve even been paranoid that the lady in the grocery isle holding the box of Hoho’s is considering buying the last two so there won’t be any for me. I have, however, never, ever, been as paranoid as John Gilliand.

According to Gilliand, he’s been targeted by football star, Tim Tebow, President Barak Obama, and Jesus Christ. The three well known men have apparently made gang signs at him, which of course, would make anyone fearful for their own safety. I’ve got to admit, if I walked down the street and saw Jesus comin’ at me making gang signs, I’d be a little nervous.

His petition for a restraining order against the gruesome threesome has been denied. He’s appealing, but leaving Jesus off of the petition this time. I wonder if it's because he thinks that having the President of the United States of America and football star Tim Tebow stalking him, is way more understandable than Obama, Tebow and Jesus . I know I find that more believable.

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