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The Great Spam Recycler

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By The Lost Dutchman

"To identify yourself better with your masculine gender," he thought...


"You have to increase its main characteristic!"

Do you hate spam? I love it... if I can recycle it in some really dumb cartoons! It's all talking about sex here, I am afraid... But nevertheless, here are some great quotes from those spam mails about the products that will help you regain control of your masculinity or a new amazing way of male enhancement to outwit Mother Nature! These doctor recommended products will enhance your masculine virility and length, with great results for your lovemaking life. The new Karma (sic!) Sutra skills are coming within your reach with the herbal products of the love doctors. If you don't get instant satisfaction... you simply get your money back! So what are you waiting for? There are some Great Pills of Fire here!

And oh yeah... Of course it's about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton too!

(To my knowledge, all images used in this Hub are in the public domain. If I've made a mistake here, please let me know.)


Now the girls hunt hem down in the streets!

He demonstrated gladly...

... how a bigger manhood would result in greater pleasure.

They all were very impressed!

Giant 600 Cartoon Pack Giant 600 Cartoon Pack
Price: $13.99
List Price: $29.98
150 Cartoon Classics 150 Cartoon Classics
Price: $4.88
List Price: $14.98
The Amazing 300 Classic Cartoon Collection The Amazing 300 Classic Cartoon Collection
Price: $11.98
List Price: $24.98
Saturday Morning Cartoons: 1970s Vol. 1 Saturday Morning Cartoons: 1970s Vol. 1
Price: $18.89
List Price: $26.98

It was devastating Breaking News!...

Paris Hilton:

"The Day I Found Out Gary Glitter Is My Dad!"...


Robin Williams - Live on Broadway Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Price: $7.03
List Price: $11.98
Blue Collar Comedy Tour 3-Pack Blue Collar Comedy Tour 3-Pack
Price: $18.15
List Price: $26.99
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Price: $8.44
List Price: $14.99
Comic Insights: The Art of Stand-up Comedy Comic Insights: The Art of Stand-up Comedy
Price: $12.17
List Price: $18.95

BREAKING NEWS! - Professor Admits:

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Constant Walker profile image

Constant Walker  says:
15 months ago

Funny, Dutchman. Please do be careful when opening that Spam mail. You risk viruses, worms, trojans, and worse.

The Lost Dutchman profile image

The Lost Dutchman  says:
15 months ago

I appreciate your concern, Walker!... But don't worry, I don't open them, just lending the titles!

Kiki Stamatiou profile image

Kiki Stamatiou  says:
12 months ago

This is some very funny stuff. Great cartoon photos and captions too.

Take Care,

Kiki Stamatiou

jim.sheng profile image

jim.sheng  says:
10 months ago

Have you ever tried to recycle spam Email? I came across a blog which claims to dedicate to Email spam recycle, here is it: http://spamrecycle.blogspot.com.

Chris Stonecipher  says:
2 months ago

This is quite funny. I enjoyed reading it.

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