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Where Do You Hide Your Lingerie Secrets?

Updated on January 20, 2010
What's in your secret passage?
What's in your secret passage?

Even men whose partners support their wearing of women's clothing often go out of their way to hide their precious secrets. Why? Perhaps in case of discovery by family members other than one's partner, or perhaps simply because hiding things is fun.

'Fastcat' shared his secret, saying:

Hi Hope, to answer your quest for a hidden shoe haven you should come to my workshop. Hidden in secret drawers built into the bottom of my work benches and hatches that drop down from the ceiling, is a growing collection of women's shoes and boots that I have collected over the last 10 years and wear as often as I can. All styles, colours, heel heights and fabrics, all carefully stored in their own separate compartments within each locker. James Bonds' Q would be proud of me. The odd thing is despite the fact that my wife knows I wear high heels and supports me as best she can, she's never asked where I store them. Which only adds to the excitement of when I open one of the lockers up to select another pair for an outing. Keep up the good work.


Not every man is going to build his own ceiling hatches in order to hide his women's shoes, clothing or lingerie, but I am sure many of you have devised systems and places secure enough to store your lingerie delights. Not necessarily out of a fear that they will be discovered, but simply as a way to add a little extra spice to a secret hobby that is already largely hidden from the world.

They say that women always hide things in the kitchen, and if Fastcat is true to type, then it makes sense that men hide their secrets in more masculine places, like in workshops, garages, perhaps even buried in the garden (though digging up one's panties every time one gets the urge could soon become fairly tiresome.)

There could perhaps be a market (well, I'm sure there already is one,) for stealth furniture, the kind that comes with false bottoms and hidden doorways and secret passages. Growing up, who didn't want to live in a house with a secret passage? It's only once one attains the age of majority and realizes that even a 60's shack on a plot of land too small to graze a sheep on will set you back a quarter of a million dollars that one downsizes one's hopes and dreams.

So men, share your secret hiding places for the betterment and enjoyment of all lingerie mankind!

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