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Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family! funny cool quotes by The Master

 We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

 The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. cool funny quotes about Parenting

 Star light, star bright, where the freak is Mr. right? cool sayings on Battle of the sexes

 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. cute girly quotes for aim profile by Mark Flavio

 Don't laugh it's paid for. cool quote about Cool Quotes

 I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot! cute saying about cute girly quotes for aim profile

 Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. sweet quotations about Thinking

 I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. cool sayings on Religion

 Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. cute girly quotes for aim profile by Mr Q

 the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. cool quote about Pickup Lines

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams sweet quotations about School

 Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. cool sayings on Cool Sayings

 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde cute sister quotes by Funny Girl

 Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate cool quote about Cool Quotes

 High beams were made to piss people off! sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 We can never see ourselves as others see us. Even the mirror shows us in reverse. cute saying about cute sister quotes

 FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we vote then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. sweet quotations about Cute Quotes

 If some unemployed punk in New Jersey can get a cassette to make love to Ella McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka. cool sayings on Social Commentary