A Shoe Did Me In
Whose right shoe was that in the middle of the floor?
I almost tripped over it on my way out the door
what a disaster that would of been
cause down the flight
of stairs for sure I would of went
sailing through the air over the banister
landing on the cold hard cement
Was this a conspiracy to get rid of me?
damn that shoe if you only knew what
someone set you up to do
take the blame if I’d broken my neck
“ Why it was the shoe that did it”, they’d say
Crying fake tears, while seeing who was left in my 'will '
rummaging through my jewelry box,
searching for the key to the lock
dividing up my furniture, and don’t
forget my China dishes
and Platinum silverware
Going through my closet seeing what they can wear
All those pretty shoes just sitting there
well the jokes on them I seen it coming
what the hell I should of known
two shoes are better than one
they didn't get me with the first one
I tripped over the left one
and now I’m dead
A shoe did me in
© 2010 ek ellis