Be Afraid Be Very Afraid (limerick)

The widower returned to court

The spinsters all got the report

That he didn’t scoff

At favorite trough

Now he fights them off at his fort




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DS Duby 4 years ago from United States, Illinois

very cool.

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Desperate spinsters and a well to do teetotaller....recipe for fun I'd say. terrific.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

I'm afraid ...I'm very afraid.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

nice one Mhatter!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I don't believe I ever had to fight any women off....sigh!

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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina

I guess one was enough for this guy. Very cute!

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

This is so funny and I enjoyed reading it. Keep writing!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Another great one!

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mizjo 4 years ago from New York City, NY

The guy looks like a combo of St. Patrick and Don Quixote!

No reports whether the former ever had to fight off the ladies. The latter? He loved them.

Good one, Mhatter.

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

another brilliant Martin, awesome

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LikaMarie 4 years ago

:) Love it!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Keep them coming they always lighten my mood.

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Those spinsters know a good catch when they hear of it.

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

My, and he's so handsome, too!

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