Cooking Lesson - Roast (limerick)

Two chefs met to prepare a roast

They quarreled of who knew the most

But what they both learned

As smoke about churned

Their argument turned roast to toast

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Awesome and up. This was quite the feat on this feast, I dare say...

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Mhatter - They sound like some people I know. Glad you are in this world to continue spreading your twisted and hysterical humor.

A faithful admirer!!!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Very funny.

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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada


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writer20 4 years ago from Southern Nevada

I enjoyed your funny poem.

Vote up and funny.

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G-Ma Johnson 4 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

ha ha serves them right...:O) Hugs G-Ma

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Very clever, hilarious and...pithy! : )

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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

Funny, smart and enjoyable! Not a friendly picture of two chefs!

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

lol! this is fun to read. Voted up!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Good grief, I haven't heard limericks in years! Great one!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. I like this one. It's delightful.

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joyfulmommy 4 years ago

Funny! Voted up..

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