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Put it where the sun don't shine!

Updated on June 11, 2016
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Once upon a time back in radioland when it was run by males, a female announcer got fed up and told a boss where he could put her job. She gave him 30 minutes to get to the station and take her place because by then it would be time for the next newscast and she would be gone. This is told in a series of silly verses because I’m not a poet, and dang me, I know it.


SHE WAS MAD!


Shove this job up your @**

She told a boss with no cla**

He put wife on the phone,

"Don't leave him alone!"

He kept her in spite of the sa**.


He realized he'd been a jerk

So she stayed on at work

His wife was glad

She didn't make him sad

To leave and be a clerk.


The moral is "be nice"

Or she won't think twice

To tell you where to stick it

And you know a sticky wicket

Will surely pay the price.


He apologized. She kept the job. The Gal with Ba**s became a legend around that station.

This is my story and I'm stickin' to it.


Have you ever told a boss where to shove it?

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Torrs13, I think there comes a time in a person's career when the status quo becomes intolerable and the person must react to save her sanity. Thanks for the read, fan mail, and comment.

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      Tori Canonge 3 years ago from California

      That was a fun read! I haven't necessarily told a boss to shove it, but I have shared a few words with a supervisor before who I was really upset with at the time. I told her that I had pretty much had it with the way things were going and that I wasn't getting any support.

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago

      Dear MizBejabbers,

      You are always welcome. If you ever need my help, feel free to message me and I will do my best to help you in any situation.

      Kenneth

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Thank you, Kenneth.

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago

      1:33 p.m. cdst Monday

      Hi, MizBejabbers,

      Oh, you are the sweet one. And yes, you can call guys sweet as long as I am the only one. I appreciate your kind spirit and what you have written to me. I am grateful to have you as my friend and follower.

      I wish for you MY BEST on Hubs and off if you decide to write books. I will support you in all of your endeavors.

      Sincerely,

      Kenneth

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Kenneth, you are one sweet guy yourself. (Can gals call guys sweet?) I appreciate every word you have written me and am happy to be one of your many followers. You deserve every one.

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      MizBejabbers,

      You are most-welcome, because I meant every word. You are one talented writer and know not only how to live life, but publish its stories on HubPages.

      I am so thankful that I found you and very honored that you follow me.

      I wish for you, the Best of Everything.

      Love, Kenneth

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Thank you, Kenneth. I appreciate the fan mail and the read and comment.

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hey, MizBejabbers,

      What a hilarious read. I loved it. Voted Up and all of the choices. Nice work of expressing how a woman feels when she is angry. I have been around women who the boss made angry and I can testify that you all are not to be trifled with when you are angry.

      I left you some fan mail, and following you.

      Kenneth/ from northwest Alabama

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Thanks Tireless for the comment, I remember it being used a lot when I deejayed country radio. In fact, it may have come from a country song. Wayland Jennings sounds about right, but I don't remember.

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      Judy Specht 3 years ago from California

      Awesome! A broadcaster in my area uses the "put it where the sun don't shine" phrase often. I always get a chuckle.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      It worked once for me, but I doubt if it would work again. I hope everyone saw the video of the woman who danced her way through her resignation I admire her for that. Thanks for the comment.

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      Barbara Badder 4 years ago from USA

      I haven't done it, but sure have thought of it before.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      I was at the point that I just didn't care. Thanks for the read and the comment.

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Thanks so much for the laugh! Some people you just don't make mad!

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      MPG, I commented on your wonderful comment and then my answer just disappeared. Anyway, thank you. I love comments like yours.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Lady Jane: Doncha just love being able to do something like that! Thanks for the comment.

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      ladyjane1 4 years ago from Texas

      Love it.....i have walked out like that once and it was sweet vindication!!! CHEERS!

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      Marie Giunta 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Here I sit LOL at this hilarious limerick with tears in my eyes. I'm supposed to be cooking dinner but I think I'll just keep reading your hubs and enjoying myself. Hi from Sydney and so glad I found your hubs. Voted up and shared.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Hey, what can I say after a rousing comment like yours. And greetings to Little Miss Tiffy and Mister Gabriel from me and Tas and Cici the Ocicat. I really don't know what came over me that day. I just exploded! Thanks so much for the compliment, the humor and the link. Y'all come back now, y'heah.

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      LOL LOL LOL and a hub-wow to you and I love your hub name and you are certainly a Hub treasure too with a title like this and some of the funniest lines I've seen and read for quite a long time - thank goodness I am wearing my old grandad diapers because now I am sitting here in a flood with tears of laughter and admiration over your nerve, verve, spunk, panache and style - I will madly and gladly post and link your most awesome attitude and writing talent to my Facebook wall to everyone to see and read.

      It's so nice to meet you and I am sending warm wishes to you from Colin and his cats Little Miss Tiffy and Mister Gabriel at lake erie time ontario canada 1:15pm with first cup of wake up coffee after night shift sleep

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Shrouds, in the United States an employee has every right to take action against an abusive boss, whether it be telling the boss where to shove it and walking out, or in extreme cases, taking legal action. Women back then had to fight for their rights and let male bosses know we weren't going to take it anymore.

      Thanks for your comment, especially about my nom de plume. Now maybe I need to find an avatar to go with it.

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      Ahmad Arsad Bin Abdullah 4 years ago from Malaysia

      A boss is still a boss,no matter how the result is ,it should be accepted by both parties regardless the situation, even certain cases it hurts both parties.Very impressive and i am amazed with your chosen title.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Bombastic jerks, Mel, I love it! Thanks for the reminder and for your comment.

      @gypsy, yes, we can. I've had to on several occasions, but nothing that drastic since then. Thanks for dropping by.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I do believe that when it comes down to it women can express themselves really well and loudly and to the point.

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      Mel Carriere 4 years ago from San Diego California

      I have discovered the hard way that putting a boss in his place gets you farther than saying nothing at all and I think your story demonstrates it. I think bosses respect sass when it comes back at them because a lot of times they worked their way up the ladder being bombastic jerks. Nice poem!

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      drbj, well, I can rhyme, but I don't know much about meter and stuff like that. In that field, we women had to be assertive. It was the bosses, not our male colleagues that gave us problems. Thank you for the compliment.

      kashmir56, thanks for the read and comment. Always good to hear from you.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very awesome my friend i enjoyed reading this !

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      My hat is off to you, MizBejabbers.

      You were a legend before your time.

      A prime example of assertion,

      And you also know how to rhyme.

      I have spoken! ;)

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      fpherj48, I'm glad you like it, and yes, it really did happen and I stayed on thanks to his wife. Thanks for reading and the votes!

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Jabelufiroz, I appreciate your kind comment and thanks for the vote.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Bill, thing is, I actually used that language on the boss -- I was that angry. I doubt that I could do it again with the same result. Sounds like you handled your situation with a little more finesse. Sometimes we just have to do things like that, and yes, vindication is wonderful. Thanks for the read and the comment.

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      Firoz 4 years ago from India

      Very impressive poem. Keep posting. Voted up.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I love it! A little different genre for you, with humor and some almost-racy language. :) Yes, I have done this...my last teaching job I tossed the keys to the principal one October afternoon and never looked back...she was fired three months later. Vindication is a wonderful thing. LOL

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      MizBejabbers,

      Aw shucks, thanks! I could say the say about you... I think I just did :D

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      MizB......I LIKE this...whether it's autobiographical or not, this lady is my type! It's fact. No one, male OR female, should sit still while being used, abused and under-appreciated! Stand up for yourself and speak your mind. That's the style most respected!

      Bravo!!..........Bosses, BEWARE!..............UP+++

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Thanks, fellow humorist, you made my day. I wish I had more followers like you!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      MizBejabbers,

      Ha ha ha!!! Too funny! I'm the chicken type myself...

      I'd tell a boss he treats me bad

      But nuggets, I fear I've never had

      Instead I just cry

      Asking why oh why?

      I'm quite pathetic... it's sad.

      What can I say, you inspire me :D

      And the cat picture... ha ha ha!!!

      Up and every button... I couldn't control myself :D

      Cat