Date With A One Track Mind (limerick)

Her cute date was really a mess

His sole thought was get in her dress

So later that night

When she said alright

It’s a little tight he’d confess

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

A seven-pack for a Friday night! I will be intoxicated the rest of the night from the brilliance of your wit! Great job and have a good weekend my friend.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hahaha, pretty boy got a squeezed! That so tight!

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sassydee 4 years ago from los angeles, ca

love that pic


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

You're on a roll, aren't you? My giggle for the evening. All is well. :-)

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time2rite 4 years ago from Navarre, Fl, USA

Hahaha! I needed a good laugh; thank you!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

A very fitting conclusion...LOL:-))

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

cute :)

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Cute....the dress that turned him on, wouldn't let him in!

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epigramman 4 years ago

.....I've been known to wear a dress or two. (or three) Don't ask.

lake erie time 10:02pm

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

lol..i was gonna say it'd be tough to get into as soon as i looked at the

i figure he'da started from the top down- or vice versa, eh?

i don't need to know..

adorable, M..

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Pretty amusing mess, eh?

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

A humorous little diddy from Mhatter is like a Hallmark card - when you care enough to send the very "funniest."

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