Dating Becomes Biology (limerick)

I think back to days of my youth

When with dates I acted uncouth

Thirty-one dates I’ve crossed

Thirty-one dates I’ve lost

The next one will cost my last tooth


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bravewarrior 21 months ago from Central Florida

Uh, hello! I don't think there will be a next one. I guess you can say he's been saved by the skin of his teeth (or tooth)!


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tillsontitan 21 months ago from New York

Heaven help him, I think he's out of dates too!

Voted up and funny.

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