Dump That Man!!! – Vacation (limerick)

You never take me anywhere

Said wife as I plopped in my chair

Completely unplanned

I took her by hand

Into kitchen land and said there

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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

You really know how to charm the wife!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

i love your funny stuff.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

That will get you a pot along side the head!

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

Oh, yeah, great vacation. So funny, as usual. It amazes me how you do this day after day, a great limerick.

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

somehow this is wrong!! LOl don't remember how.. I haven't been to the kitchen in a while..LOl.

loved it


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL - Yep, rolling pin time!!! So funny. You just keep coming up with these clever and very funny limericks, as you are the king of limericks no doubt! In His Love, Faith Reaper

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That short trip ended in a mess!

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PHILLYDREAMER 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

And he wonders why she wants to bop him with the rolling pin. LOL

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Jlava73 4 years ago from Cyberspace and My Own World

Well you did indeed take her somewhere :) - guess she should have been more specific..

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Haha, MH, you are something! Yeah, the wife will really like that vacation! Typical Men!! lol

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

The kitchen is a great place for a vacation ^_^ So funny MH!!!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Disappointed wife was with this

I'll get even sweet wife did hiss

handed dish rag

and then did brag

do dishes or this you will miss.

Great Job, my friend! Enjoyed!

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Kitchen Land....what woman can resist a vacation to that place :o( no wonder she's armed with a rolling pin.

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teaches12345 4 years ago

I imagine there were lots of words afterwards! Hopefully, no broken dishes or flying objects through the air -- like him. Funny!

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Derdriu 4 years ago

Martin, He needs to repaint and update that kitchen for her!

Respectfully, and with many thanks and all the votes, Derdriu

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Very funny. Once again a laugh was brought to my lips. Thank you. Jamie

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elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

funny-and I hope you have wife with a sense of humor.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You Devil you!! HaHa

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

oh my! good luck!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Yep, she was taken somewhere...right into the next room! I love it.

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

So clever, so funny and I loved it.


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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

I'll bet you're the same guy that gives his wife a drill for her birthday, too, right?

Good one.

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