Forget And Forgive (limerick)

When drunk was an understatement

I went to the priest to repent

He listen to specs

With which I was vexed

Then off to the next bar we went


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

As a Catholic I completely understand. :)


Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Love, love, love it. You always make me smile. Thank you.


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JamiJay 3 years ago from Somewhere amongst the trees in Vermont.

I love this. I was never baptized (my parents believed that was my choice) but the generations above me were all catholic, and yeah, I get it (at least in my head I get it).


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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

This is so true. I loved the use of irony.

Cheers


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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Oh the art of drinking so sad it ruins live.. if this wasn't so funny I would cry


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

it's funny and yet - ---


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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Awesome and funny.Going to bar together means they get along with each other.It is like the priest saying: Your sins are truly forgiven.Let us go celebrating that in a nearest pub.I mean no offence.With much respect ,I hold religions in high esteem.I voted up.

YOU ARE AMAZING !!


Beth37 3 years ago

It's the one vice they're allowed. It's tough to be a priest.


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

You are a master of the Limericks!!

Great job, Martin.

DJ.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

So, Martin, you drink and confess when you repent?

A priest who goes drinking with you is 'heaven sent.'


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cat on a soapbox 3 years ago from Los Angeles

Another good one, Martin. The priest must be an Irishman.!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!

Cat:)


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...Why did everyone assume it was a bar for liqour ? You both could have been vegan and went to a salad bar.....or perhaps a ballet bar for a" plie" ( plee ay ) ...love your limericks , they're always so straight forward...hehehe


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

You had me there! I had to ring my daughter again, so she could have a good laugh, too.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Sometimes it's that last drink that makes us so much smarter or....


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

An Irishman?


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Clearly, he is a man of the people.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

That sounds about right!


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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

Well, I'm not a Catholic, but I say "power to you". If I were still a Baptist, I would say "oh, my."

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