How Cheap Is William (limerick)

She wouldn’t say husband was cheap

He just had a budget to keep

Don’t laugh and be still

She now calls him Will

‘cause when he hears Bill how he’d weep

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Funny. Great talent. How do you do it?

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Seems like a big wussy to me! :) Great fun as always.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That was the best limerick I have read since I have been on the internet! Vote up!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Cute...and love the word pun here! Cool, Hatter!

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dghbrh 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

ha ha limerick I ever read, Mhatter you have outdone yourself for sure. thanks for this one....all votes up and sharing too

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Funny LOL...bills make me weep too (the paper ones). Voted up!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

What a wonderful thing to read in a lazy afternoon in Kathmandu.

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PHILLYDREAMER 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

I think I would struggle with that name too, because bills make we weep too.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Nice job, Mh. I know the feeling!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Funny...he can't even stand to hear the word, "bill."

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

lol, too funny M ^_^ keep em coming!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HeeHee, Loved it. You have a wonderful sense of humor..

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Bills make me weep too and I'm not cheap. Cute limerick!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Funny. Always keep a sense of humor.

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Funny! Bills also make my cry, too.

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