How I Foiled A Bank Robbery (limerick)

I never thought hero I’d be

When I foiled a bank robbery

As to door he zipped

In mid air he flipped

For robber had slipped in my pee

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha ha! That'd be me! Soiled pants, 'Please, don't hurt me!' Funny, funny!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great one.

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Well done! Both the way you foiled the robbery and the verse.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Awesome! There's more than one way to skin a cat - burglar!

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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

This is so funy, because it could actually happen. Great job as always.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...never saw that one coming...very good, Martin!

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ziyena 3 years ago from Southern Colorado

What a way to go down ... hilarious!

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks my friend for the funny read !

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

What an ignominious way to go.

I loved this limerick, Martin, you know.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Good one, Martin. Guess he scared the piss outta ya!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Couldn't stop laughing!

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