I Learned The How But Not The Why (limerick)

My wife taught me to ride her broom

There across the night sky I’d zoom

A wish so unclear

What made it appear

As with it my rear end she’d groom


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I was laughing so hard at the perfume limerick that I had a hard time seeing the rest. Very funny Martin; thank you!


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That was too funny!


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Goodness, there's no end to your humor! FBing!


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Life Iz Beautiful 4 years ago from India

This is so funny!!! lol


Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

Another master piece.

Can just see his wife with the broom racing towards his rear-end.

LOL Ghaelach


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

love reading your funnies in the a.m. Great way to start my day.


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rebeccamealey 4 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

What a funny little lyric. Thanks for a smile!


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, Hilarious!...why didn't you just help with the sweeping up? :).


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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

A funny break time for me with my coffee and scrambled eggs! Goodah!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You always make me LOL..


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

The family broom has more than one use.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like living with a real witch.


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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

I'm laughing out loud. I just love your limericks, Martin!


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Yup - Rode on my Mom's broom more times than I would like to count also!!!!


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

you have some imagination, my friend!

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