I’m A Quick Learner (limerick)

I always have sex on my brain

And this makes me easy to train

For I’m well rehearsed

To put my wife first

Or there it is cursed to remain

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Phyllis Doyle 3 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

I love it, Martin.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Good one, and so true!

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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Great job

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

What a novel idea! Not many men take their partner's enjoyment into consideration. We're not as easy as men think.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Good one and love your use of rhyme in this.

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...Well if there is ever a call for a New York stage...

I am sure they'll engage you humorous wit...just because you have rehearsed and it's a great fit....love your limericks...

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LKMore01 3 years ago


Charming limerick. Your wife must adore your sense of humor too!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

lol...now, that's a little INSANE..(hey, it rhymes!)

wife-obsessed...i stand by it..lol

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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

So funny!

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informationshelte 3 years ago


Your five sentences hide so many ideas!

I read them three or four times and every time I discovered a new corner, a fresh perspective on agelong issues about sex relationships. You are so true!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Good one!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

You ARE well trained.

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