Improve Sex Life (limerick)

When crumby is word that she said

When rumors of sex life are spread

Just join other rookies

Who improved their nookies

By not eating cookies in bed

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wildove5 4 years ago from Cumberland, R.I.

Very cute!

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

When your bed becomes crumbed,

All passion is numbed. Trust me!

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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Other rookies who improved their nookies!! haha--love that line!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

One of the funniest that you have done. Well done, Martin!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Cookies in bed.. Lol

Martin love it


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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

That's how the cookie crumbles...

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Cookie crumbs in bed...that just takes the biscuit LOL :-))

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Silly, silly.

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Hi Martin.

This I like, and I've still got a big smile on my face.

LOL Ghaelach

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

And that's how the proverbial cookie crumbles!

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NMLady 3 years ago from New Mexico & Arizona


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vespawoolf 3 years ago from Peru, South America

Hilarious! Thanks for the tip!

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

How cute. I'm with her, hate the cookie crumbs.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny! Had a good laugh. Thanks.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

You remain one of my favorite poets, thank's for the laugh, although it was difficult after just reading your beautiful poem of lost love..

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Eating anything in bed could be a bad idea!

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida that was a " CRUMMY " poem...hehehe..

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I agree, crumbs ruin everything!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Ha ha oh crumbs I can't stop giggling now !!!!

A brilliant share.


Fampah Coyish 5 months ago


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