Interview with a Muse - Thalia Tells All

 

For today's interview we take you to Mount Helicon, Greece to visit with Thalia, muse of comedy and bucolic poetry.

*spryte stares blankly into the camera*

Spryte: Are we on the air yet? We are? Okies...let's go.

Mount Helicon - Site of Interview with Thalia

Lovely, isn't it?
Lovely, isn't it?

Spryte: Welcome people...today we are in Greece on top of Mount Helicon to visit with my old...umm...good friend Thalia. Let's see if she's home...

*knocks on the marble column*

Spryte: Helloooooo...anyone home? Helloooooo?

*heard off camera*

Zeus: Crap! It's back.

Spryte: We can edit that right? Okies. Thalia? You there?!

Thalia: Spryte!

Spryte: Girlfriend! *high fives* How you being!

Thalia: Pretty good...pretty good. I can't complain these days...always busy, y'know.

Spryte: And the fam...doing okies?

Thalia: Well...mum isn't doing too well. Touch of Alzheimer's.

*spryte blinks*

Spryte: Oh! I get it...that's a joke, right? Mnemosyne...goddess of memory...Alzheimer's. Haha! You crack me up!

Thalia: Well, my delivery still sucks. Hence the reason I'm just a muse and not a stand-up comic. Do me a favor would you? Shadesbreath is scrounging around for some new material...could you pass that one on to him for me?

Spryte: Will do...but why not deliver it yourself? I thought you two were rather tight?

*Thalia gives a rather sad look*

Spryte: Whoa...when you make that face you look a lot like your sister, Melpomene, muse of tragedy. What's up...talk to me, girlfriend!

*spryte holds out the microphone*

Thalia: Well...you know I like to visit several of the hub writers on the hub pages on a regular basis, right?

*spryte nods encouragingly*

Thalia: I have a soft spot for that Christoph guy...especially since he so willingly went along with my suggestion to be that hideous babyface for a week in order to garner sympathy and attention. And Mistyhorizon2003...you've noticed a proliferation of hubs from her recently, haven't you?

Spryte: That was you?

Thalia: Of course it was me, silly imp! The list goes on and on...Funnebone, Gwendymom, Rochelle, Mighty Mom, BT Evilpants...Eros loves him too, by the way...we'd be here all day just naming names so that anyone who reads this knows you are blatantly sucking up to them.

Thalia

Spryte: Well...we wouldn't want that. Can we get back to Shadesbreath for a moment though? What's the issue...?

Thalia: Lubrication.

*spryte blinks*

Spryte: Lubrication? Umm...what sort of lubrication are we talking here? Vegetable oil, motor oil, KY jelly...

Thalia: No...no...spryte...not THAT kind of lubrication. But to a muse...

*Thalia sighs*

Thalia: ...this kind is even worse.

Spryte: Okies...I'm all ears now...exactly what do you mean by "lubrication" then.

Thalia: Beer...and occasionally martinis.

Spryte: Oh...I'm so sorry Thalia...

*spryte makes a cutting motion for the camera so that Thalia can have a moment to compose herself*

Screw the muse...gimme a brewski!!

Photo by Swardraws
Photo by Swardraws

Spryte: Okies...we're back with Thalia, muse of comedy and euphoric poetry...

Thalia: Bucolic...

Spryte: Whatever. And we've just discovered that Shadesbreath is guilty of muse abuse.

Thalia: Well I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call it abuse...but my feelings are definitely hurt.

Spryte: Well Thal...perhaps it hasn't reached that stage yet...but when a man starts drinking...

*spryte gives Thalia a meaningful look

Spryte: Has he been beating you?

Thalia: No...no, spryte...it's not like that! It's just that...okay, look...I may just be a muse but I would like credit ONCE in a while for what I do. Sure, Shadesbreath mentions my name every so often and says that he owes his inspiration to me, blah, blah,blah...but not as much as he used to. Now it's..."Honey, I'm writing here...can you get me a beer?" Or..."one more martini couldn't hurt."

*Thalia wipes away a tear*

*spryte pats Thalia on the shoulder*

Spryte: There, there Thalia...I'm sure that he doesn't mean it.

Thalia: No...I'm sure he does. The other day, I was trying to get his attention...I had a GREAT idea for him and do you know what he said to me?

Spryte: No...what?

Thalia: "Not now! I'm having beer in the driveway with the neighbors...can't you inspire me LATER?"

Spryte: Ouch. That had to smart!

*Thalia nods*

Spryte: Is there anything I can do to help?

*Thalia smiles*

Thalia: Why do you think you are writing this?

Spryte: I thought it was revenge for the Mr. Bunny incident...no?

*heard off camera*

Zeus: Is it gone YET?

Spryte: Okies...I'm outa here! Thanks for the interview, Thalia! You've been a real sport.

Spryte (to audience): Well folks...you heard it here first. Shadesbreath...master of wit or abuser of muses? You decide. Back to you, Bob...

You decide...

Has Shadesbreath Abused His Muse?

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Comments 89 comments

Ananta65 8 years ago

That's the most lame excuse I've heard in ages, Spryte! You were up there anyway to do the interview. Knowing you and your charms it would've taken you no more than five minutes to ehhr... convince Chronos.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Well, the tale could be even more frightening if the resulted head bopping actually restored Bo Poop to her senses and she realized her name was actually John. It's amazing that it took him that long to figure it out since most shepherdesses don't have long moustaches.

*walks away from the briefcase*


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Ha, ha! Or, what if she raised chickens, and she was sitting in a chair against the wall, when the chair slipped and she hit her head and got amnesia? Then it might be "Little Bo Poop has lost her coop...?"


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Chris: I hope you don't mind? By the way...do you think it was intentional that Little Bo Peep was only named Peep so it would rhyme with Sheep? I mean...what if she was actually a rabbit wrangler? Would it have been "Little Bo Punnies has lost her bunnies..."?

Ananta - I would have spoken to Chronos for you...but I just simply didn't have the time. :)

Sixty & BT - Sometimes everyone is just quiet. :P


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B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

I've lost track too, sixty. I guess I've lost a step or two, in my old age. I have been relegated to stalking, and reading old posts. I also fear that Thalia has abandonned me. Alas.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

It could possibly be. But these guys move around with comments fast and loose on any hub that they are on at that moment.

Very hard to keep up a sensible banter banter


Ananta65 8 years ago

Just blame it on the guys in charge, sixtyorso. It can't be due to lubrication, can it? ;)


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Things are ominously quiet around here. My time zone thin again.


Ananta65 8 years ago

Since your so close with these guys up the Olympic (ok, Zeus excluded, but he’s just another grumpy old man) couldn’t you arrange for Chronos to help me out a little? In return I will support the HAMA cause, obviously.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Me??? WoW!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

I played a little WoW with the hubby tonight (made him happy...and me too) and now I'm going to bed. I sent you an e-mail. *hugs*


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Just watered and put the horse in the barn and wondered what was happening.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Hi cowboy Reilly! :)


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Hi spryte!


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countrywomen 8 years ago from Washington, USA

If the catty drinks due to the excitement of the races then it's time to watch the movie CARS (Lightening McQueen says "Winning isn't everything the joy lies in competing with the best" Say my meeeeeow to the cat...hehe


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Gwendy - I'm not so sure...have you seen Shadesbreath's retribution? Ouch! :)

Misha - When I was young I used to call the hair on my Dad's arms and chest, "feathers" and I was guilty of plucking them as well. :)


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Milla Mahno 8 years ago from Florida

Wow Misha, you did not tell me this! :O


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

I guess my wife likes me as I am and kids like to pull the hairs one by one, so thanks, no :P


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gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

Good job Spryte, I think this round goes to you.

Misha, do you need a waxing kit?


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

No, Bigfoot is a proper name :)


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Sixtyorso - :x Top secret...

Country - I had to do some research too. I wasn't 100% up on the Greek muses. I bet if we asked the cat...provided we could tear him away from the latest NASCAR race on the television...he'd deny having a problem.


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countrywomen 8 years ago from Washington, USA

I acknowledge my lack of background understanding of the greek plot. But still found it funny. The cat picture was really cute. I hope its not addicted to the liquid its holding or we will have soon have a new member joining Alcoholics Anonymous...LOL


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Spryte what evil revenge lurks in that fertile mind. Should Shades be quivering at the end of his brain stem or quaffing a few extra brews to fortify him?

We await with "antiss - si - pation" with a little "jump to the left"!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Hey Christoph -

It'll be a while til I'm ready to present. I'm having too much fun with the images. Now I understand why Shade spent so much time giggling while he worked on them.

But for now...it's to bed! N'nite!


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

"Draw" has transparancy too, but it does it to the entire image - not just the backfround.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Spryte: I don't have paint. Maybe I'll see if I can download it. Thanks.

I can hear the wheels turning in your intricate mind. We all await your next move.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

OMG Misha is the Sasquatch!


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

Thanks for feeling for me girls, but I am not having a waxing session - I am just having a life :P

And Stryte, no, not only butt, but everything in front and below :D


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Christoph - That's the point where I reopen it in paint, click on the transarent option and resave it. :)

Shadesbreath: Well, duh...the name tells ya that. :)

Wish you were on WoW right now...I need somebody to share the most incredible moment I'm witnessing. Gawd, I nearly passed out laughing. You know how funny and off-the-wall the designers of WoW are right? Well, I doubt even they forsaw this current result...and if they did...they're even sicker than I thought.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

Heh. I think nastiness suits her.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Agvulpes: I'll take you up on the GIMP offer. Gotta run, but basically I can't get rid of the background on some clipart. (Background is white, but it's there - you know - so when I then use it over something you can see where the background is, instead of just the image itself. I've tried erasing, but since background is white I can't tell what I am erasing. Talk later.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Poor Misha... :(  But then again, he only has to worry about his hairy butt, right?

BT - Thalia is sneaky that way. 

Shade - Nicely done...especially sneaking it in while I was off playing WoW.  Just thought I'd peek in during my flight to the Hinterlands...and there you are with your humor and wit finely honed giving my little imp a boob job.  Tsk...well, no more Ms. Nice Imp for you!  :)


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

If Misha is missing, he's probably having a waxing treatment.


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B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

Wow! I didn't know Thalia came around my place! I thought I was just really really talented. Or possibly just stupid enough to be kinda funny. I'll have to go up the mountain, and thank her!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

Or not  :P

http://hubpages.com/misc/Yet-Another-Inexplicable-...

(actually I did have honeydo's all yesterday :(


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Benson - LTNS sweetie! Is that where Thalia's earring drifted off to? I'll give her a call and let her know...but I'm betting given your talent, she may actually come to pick it up herself :) *hugs*

Aggie - He who fixes all has fixed the problem...so it's working Mr. Mumbler.

Sixty - I'm betting his wife gave him a humongous honeydew list this weekend...as in "Honey, do this...." and "Honey, do that..." and his absence has nothing to do with me. He's simply taking advantage of my hub timing to create more suspense...*nods*...yep, that's it. He probably hasn't given Thalia a second thought.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

It seems to Shades has withdrawn after this hub and string (um I mean thread-er no strings attached). Spryte I think you are going to have make some kind of amends. Perhaps a recipe for humble pie to go with Shades revenge (best eaten cold I believe). i think your two timing with Christophe has driven him off. In fact, I see him here at the singularity, near the cafe at the end of the universe, typing manically and sipping one brewski after the other, a far away glazed look in his eye.


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

mumble mumble mumble *hugs back*


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Benson Yeung 8 years ago from Hong Kong

Spryte,

you should have told me you were seeing Thalia. I still have her ear-ring with me.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

D....dentist?

I'm heading for bed so enjoy your barbie and I'll catch up with you later! *hugs*


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Ok get in touch by email if you need any help I've gotta go cook barbie?

I've got the dreaded D visit tomorrow! See cant even say his name!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Don't worry about it :) He who knows everything will be up and on it first thing in the morning. I'm sure it's just something he forgot while he was managing the servers and I'll let him handle it (my way of saying...hell if I know).

So just tuck that website addy away and enjoy it at your leisure.


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

tried and coming up with page not found. How are you uploading files?

coming up on google (darkdolls etc)but google cant find page!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Actually...I could use your help to test something.  Our provider just tossed us a new IP address to use and we've been having to do a lot of updating home server.  Can you go there and see if it comes up for you?  Might have to shuffle it around if it doesn't...

http://snobird.nflight.net/

It's a bit out of date...well, like a LOT out of date...but I've been busy :)


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

I haven't used Fireworks, probably the same as Photoshop.Its got Image Ready!

I'm using Seamonkey for my Website designs now that FrontPage is Gone!

You have now whetted my appetite. Website which website is that ?

 


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Crapola! I meant Fireworks :) Paint is good for some quick tricks because it takes me so long to figure out Fireworks each time I use it. If I used it regularly, I wouldn't have this problem. It came with the Dreamweaver program I used to bulid my website.


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Hi spryte and chris just stepped out for a coffee.

I didn't think you could manipulate in Firefox! and I think Paint is getting a bit old!

What's your problem Chris I might be able to help? There's not much you can't do in Gimp.

Draw is not really an Image manipulation tool mainly for vector type stuff!


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Is that Firefox as in the browser Firefox?

Mostly I use Openoffice Draw. But when you really need to do something to an image, it doesn't do it (not supposed to).


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

I go back and forth between Firefox and Paint.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

I use gimp too, but it's giving me a particular problem.


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

I'm working on a new avatar and some images for a Hub. I thought I'd better do another Hub, I've been lovin' following all you guys around Iv'e gotten lazy!

What program do you use for images?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Ahhhh! I've never used that one. What are you manipulating?


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

I just posted a comment and it got zapped. Mentioned the fact that I did not have dolls growing up just a Golliwog. Are you allowed to say that word?

I must say I like your definition because it is quite accurate but it really is a Image Processer similar to Photoshop, but the best part, it's free! (graphic image manipulation program)


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Awww :) Feeling's mutual. I'm just playing mindless rounds of solitaire. What's GIMP?

Granddaughter In My Possession?

No clue about who that Zirukurt1 was...


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

I don't know about you but I'm in good company.

Did you find out who is Zirukurt1 

I'm just sitting here playing with my GIMP


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Egad! Misha too?

Well it's either something...or you and I just have no life and that's why we're hanging out here :) LOL!


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Tonight ????? It's 2.20pm  in the middle of Sunday afternoon. Every ones pubably out watering the horse?

World baseball whats that. We play a good game "cricket"

Can't say why they named it after an insect!

Must be Gwendymom swept everyone up and sent them off to the Auction.

Even Misha gone missing!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Our Rocky Road is an ice cream flavor...although there might be a Rocky Road candy too...not sure.

Any idea why it's so quiet tonight? World Series baseball...mebbe?


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Spike your sugar wow I'd like to see you after that:- bouncing around like daffy duck.

Bong!   Bong!  Bong!

Sounds something like what we call Rocky Road?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Well...I suppose that wouldn't be bad...or maybe most UNUSUAL sandiwch. Mine was marshmallow fluff, peanut butter and semi-sweet chocolate bits. But...it had to be made hot and I could only eat a half a sandwich. It wasn't something I ate regularly...just when I had a horrible urge to spike my sugar. :)


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Nothing. I just use olive oil spread instead of margarine. Then eat it asap before the banana goes brown.

Another nice sandwich is "tasty cheese and blackberry jam"!

Now there's another hub for you! Favourite Sangers?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

That sounds rather...healthy? I can honestly say I've never had a banana sandwich...what's on it besides banana?


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Golly Gee I had to settle for a banana sandwich on 9 grain bread.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

No hama neggs, Aggie. Saturday Night Dinner: Chicken/Rice/Peas/Cran Sauce...


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Yeah Lunch time Sunday! Enjoy your hamandeggs!


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

Hama the hippopotama :P

Just googled it and took a snippet of text, so never knew this before. :)


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

I thought about that one too...

Waiting for dinner to go "ding!" Six more minutes...

I'm famished.


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

I dunno either. I just thought someone else might know?

I was just filling in for the main events sort of warm up! Just got a funny feeling Shades is off somewhere,working on something. It's too quite!!!!

How about Hama....neggs?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

LOL...I give up... Hama and Nails?


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

So now I'm getting interested in the Muses, my English teacher will be rolling in his grave,(He was quite rotund). he told me I would never amount to anything. Now look at me on Hubpages discussing Greek Histroy. WOW

When does the fun begin?

Oh yeah cant resist starting this off:-

Knock Knock,

Who's there:

HAMA

Hama who

???????????


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

*Gives a wicked grin and a courtly bow to Shadesbreath*

I give thee this to ponder...

Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee

Agreed to have a battle

For Tweedle Dum said Tweedle Dee

Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

- Lewis Carroll

Bring it on!!


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Oh. Sorry. I was so amuzed by your creation and I saw the HAMA time reference, I don't know how I didn't catch it. (It is a LOVELY graphic, Spryte). Then I actually thought it was a carry-over from another hub, another comment section (some of which I am way behind on - if you don't keep up, you'll have to wait for the next bus.)

Misha: I didn't ask YOU! HAMA = Hubber Agitator Misha Annihilation!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

Well, so I crawl out of bed to this, eh? I see, I see.

Nicely done, hah hah and all that rot.

To quote Shakespeare: It's on, now.

Or maybe the line was, "Verily, tis on'eth." But whatever.

(hilarious btw :)


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Okay...I'm a happy little hubber now. I had an American Slam at Denny's mmmm! Time to catch up with all of you.

MM - I hope my breakfast stays down though. It's always best the first time you eat it...not so great after that. I hear strains of Olympic music in the background now...thanks to your let the Greek games begin comment. LOL!

Gwendy - Whatever the result is...good or bad (evil grin) I expect that you and Christoph will always be willing to share in it. It's how we roll! :)

Misha - Okay then, I'll just add "hairy butt" to my mental image of you now. I must have missed that information on the alien probe hub. LOL!

Shirley - Hmm...donations to HAMA should be sent directly to Thalia at Mount Helicon. Perhaps we should organize an "Adopt a Muse" Program too?

Christoph - HAMA is Hubbers Against Muse Abuse and can be found in the last image before the poll. I'm crushed that you missed it since I spent some time putting that little gem together on Foxfire and was giggling maniacally the entire time. Then again you might be like me...I've often been accused of not seeing the elephant in the room.

Misha (again): Hama means hippopotamus in Korean?

Misty - Well it's still early in California...so we might be able to rule out that Shades is off having a beer with the boys in the driveway. But then again...it is Saturday... I actually believe he might be kissing up to Thalia right now...but who knows?


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Spryte, LOL, this is brilliant, and thank you for the inclusion. I suspect Shades will gunning for you after he reads this. Can't wait to see what he comes back with!!

Misha, what is going to come from you next? Now we know you have a hairy butt, are you next going to tell us you have three nipples or something??? :)


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

... Hama (means a hippopotamus in Korean) is a parallel matrix computational package , which provides an library of matrix operations for the ...


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Gwndy: Thanks for including me in the profits. That was so thoughtful.

OK. I missed the original reference to HAMA. Could someone kindly tell me what it is (other than an anacronym)?


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

Isn't this good Shirley? World should know all tiny details about its heroes!

But why, just why do I have this nasty feeling that you are making fun at my expense? ;)


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Misha, we have been learning a LOT! about you lately.


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Yes Spryte, Misha has a hairy butt, that's why he doesn't want to use duct tape to ward off aliens and their probes.

This is so cool! Terrific hub, love the slant! Funny, too! Bravo.

Where do we send donations to HAMA?


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

Everybody is waiting for entertainment :D

So for neither you nor Shades failde to deliver, so we are holding our breath :)

And yeah, my butt IS hairy, but I think I already let the world know this in Shirley's alien hub :) Surprisingly, my chest or back does not carry a single tiny hair though :O

Yeah MM, we'll do :)


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gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

Spryte, this is awesome, I am not sure If Shades will relatiate but it sure would be fun to see. Have you thought about selling tickets? I think we could make a fortune, and yes, I said we. I figure that since it was my idea for selling the tickets I should get a cut and Chrsitoph should get in on it just because well, it's just good manners. let me know.


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Mighty Mom 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Spryte, I wish you all the best. I imagine this thread is going to be strewn with shards of bacon and egg goo in a litle while. Ag and Misha -- please watch out for the HAMA Nation in my absence.

Let the Greek Games begin!!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Aggie - I'm not nervous at all.  Shade won't do anything cuz he knows that's what everyone will expect.  :)  I'm perfectly safe.

MM - Oooh!! That's it!  I'm making you the official HAMA Mama!  It's just too perfect and the title is all yours.

Misha - I really don't know what everyone is waiting for.  In fact...I'm going to go to Denny's and have me a well deserved breakfast of eggs, bacon and maybe one of those tiny little glasses of orange juice.  I must celebrate my victory!!

PS - You have a hairy butt?


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Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

*gets some sissy french wine and cheese and comfortably places his hairy butt in an arm chair, preparing to watch the battle* :D


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Mighty Mom 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Yep. You're gonna get a whoopin' for this one, Ms. Spryte! Tee hee!

If this is what unlubricated writing looks like, I say pop the cork! Also where do I sign up? I want to support your cause and be a HAMA Mama!


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agvulpes 8 years ago from Australia

Nice hub? but I'm vewy vewy nervous! You know what he did to Christoph?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

*bows*

Zeus was referring to me.  I think he's still a bit peeved at me after my last stay...

And to think that Shade would think I'd be content to poke a little fun in the forum...tsk...not my style :) 

Thalia is gonna be pissed with you though...choosing a keg over a muse?  I'm thinking HAMA is gonna come after you next ;)

I'm off to bed now...have you even BEEN to bed? :) Catch you tomorrow.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Oh my Lawd, that was funny! Didn't know Thalia had a soft spot in her heart for me!. Anyway, that's as far as I read because, really, what was the point of going on after that.

But seriously folks....very creative. (I'm a little rusty on my Greek mythology - are we supposed to know what's "back", that Zeus talks about?) I laughed also at Shades in the driveway: "Can't you inspire me LATER?" That's worth the price of admission right there! Good job!

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