Long Distance Limerick (limerick)

I loved her what else could I do

But make all her wishes come true

Yet somehow last night

We had a big fight

So from hell I write this to you

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

oh, hilarious! I need to save this laugh for my morning!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Oh dear. But too funny! Thanks for yet another laugh, which I share!

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. good one!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I think this goes under the category of tragically funny! Excellent!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

wow those fights can be dangerous.. lol.. .. it is so funny


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web923 4 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

:-) wow... I thought it was excellent!

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mpropp 4 years ago from Minnesota

Love hurts! You have a wicked sense of humor, sir!

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PHILLYDREAMER 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Nice double meaning!

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Fires in hell do quell with refreshing rain. Great write!!!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Oh brilliant my friend who is also a Limmerick king.

Keep them coming and have a great day.


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I loved this!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Very funny and thanking youf or the long distance laughs.

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cat on a soapbox 4 years ago from Los Angeles

Good one! I hope you get out of that infernal doghouse soon :)

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

It's fair to say that the argument got a little heated! LOL :-))

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

You never fail to amaze me with your clever use of the language. Reading your writing never fails to entertain. Sending Angels your way :) ps

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Oh no - isn't it always the way?

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, you're still the master. Brilliant!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Kinda sad but it happpens..

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Funny limerick and sad ending. I do not want to go there!

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QudsiaP1 4 years ago

TALK about long distance... wow wee... Must get pretty hot down there too :S

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like calling long distance.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Ouch! unexpected distance - (from one who has had a ld relationship for far too long now..lol..

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

So MH has been bad again. Will men never learn? lol

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

I can so relate! Anger is a powerful encompassing emotion. It just makes me want to spit!

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