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Losing my li'l inkling (Losing my religion parody)
Come grind! It’s quicker,
It’s quicker for you
to save up money.
The lengths that we will go to
The inklings are surprised *?*
Oh no our squids go splat
We set it up
That’s me in the corner
That’s me getting ink-striked
Losing my li’l inkling
Trying to ink turf with you
I don’t know if we can do it
Oh know our squids go splat
I start to get fed up.
I thought that you would catch on,
I hoped that you’d join in!
We ink this spot come on and try!
Every inker
Every aching hour
I’m losing composition
Trying to keep eye on you
Attempting grinding too.
Come join with us this match,
I’ve had enough!
Consider this:
Consquider this:
Scores you will see
Consquider this: the ink,
That brought us to our knees, failed.
What if you all of you could see, and come flailing around,
Now you’d earn so much!
I thought that you would catch on,
I hoped that you’d join in!
We ink this spot come on and try!
But that was just a dream!
We just got real creamed
That’s me in the corner
That’s me using ink strike
Saving my li’l inkling
Trying to ink turf with you
I now know that we can splat squids
Oh now these squids go splat
I’m already fed up.
I thought that you would catch on,
I hoped that you’d join in!
We ink this spot come on and try!
But that was just a dream!
Tried, cried, died inside,
That was just a dream, So it seemed,
Just a dream! Dream