My Meal Prayer (limerick)

Before every meal I would pray

For Lord to send blessing my way

For I love wife still

And forever will

If cooking don’t kill me today

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Whatever you do, Martin, don't 'waste' her,

Just hire yourself a professional taster.

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cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha,ha,ha .. you might have to pay for this.. sleep with one eye open.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

aw, poor lady. she put a lot of work into that cooking!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Be careful what you put in writing...

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

You may regret this . Test your next meal at a lab before you eat it!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, Bad cook huh?

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Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Oh my goodness -- lol. This brought a smile. Although she might not agree. :-) Cute limerick.

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BlossomSB 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

That one gave my dog a shock! I laughed so loudly. Not sure what your wife would think of it, though.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Cooking lessons are in order.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Maybe you should do as my brother does and take over the cooking!

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