My Wife Should Have Been A Doctor (limerick)

I told wife I’m feeling quite queer

I keep hearing ringing in ear

Wife told me before

She told me once more

It’s just the front door bell my dear

My Wife The Export Hunter (limerick)

At deer* hunting wife was real hot

She always bagged game which she sought

When sport she did see

Had nowhere to flee

Yes dear were words she quickly got

*(Did I say deer? I meant dear.)

A Miracle!? (limerick)

From plane wreck no one could survive

A miracle he was alive

Wife got on her knee

Toward heaven turned she

For new plan that we can contrive

Oh Yes He Treats His Wife Like A Maid (limerick)

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

cute ..martin.. cute..!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A bonus today...very nice, Martin. More giggles for the buck.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

You are keeping us on our toes, Mr. Martin.

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Wow...a three in one deal! Awesome! Jamie

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

lol..pure Martin! very prolific today, my friend..


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

So funny Martin. Loved it..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Amusing indeed

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilarious, martin.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Comical : )

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Funny again!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Your limericks never fail to amuse me.

have a great weekend.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Oh, wow! How you think of all these is a miracle!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Three for the price of one! I loved them all.

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