My Wife Should Have Been A Doctor (limerick)
I told wife I’m feeling quite queer
I keep hearing ringing in ear
Wife told me before
She told me once more
It’s just the front door bell my dear
My Wife The Export Hunter (limerick)
At deer* hunting wife was real hot
She always bagged game which she sought
When sport she did see
Had nowhere to flee
Yes dear were words she quickly got
*(Did I say deer? I meant dear.)
A Miracle!? (limerick)
From plane wreck no one could survive
A miracle he was alive
Wife got on her knee
Toward heaven turned she
For new plan that we can contrive
Oh Yes He Treats His Wife Like A Maid (limerick)