Rejection And The Manly Mind (limerick)

When beauty stuck nose up at me

My manly mind soon set me free

I let my pride go

By letting friends know

Her boogers were so plain to see

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

wow boggers have got to go.. lol

love your poems


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A definite turn off. :)

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York


Ha ha, that's what I love about men... so clever. It's even funnier when she doesn't have any boogers!

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Nellieanna 3 years ago from TEXAS

hahaha! You really are a rascal! That's so f-u-n-n-y, Martin - not to mention how true it would be!!

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

LOL.....that's snot very attractive:-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

oh no, what a sight!

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Indian Chef 3 years ago from New Delhi India

Very nice poem

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Thanx for the morning laugh. Now, excuse me while I go check my nose!

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Oh, gah...that would have done it....

happy Tuesday , Martin

Angels are on the way to you this morning :) ps

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Just wonderin', Martin, if 'boogers' happen to be,

A synonym for something else that you're able to see?

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Very yucky and equally funny!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That'll teach her.

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Mekenzie 3 years ago from Michigan

I just came from reading Faith's beautiful tribute to you and also most of the comments from your fans.

Wow, they are right ... you are hilarious!

Enjoyed this and laughed heartily .. I needed that .. laughter is good for the soul!


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, oh my goodness. So funny.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Serves her right.

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old albion 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

A morning smile here Martin. Thank you.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

OOOOO....his bitter is showing!


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SkySlave 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Ohh man this makes me laugh hysterically! Some people are so full of themselves they fail to realize that they too are human and that they are full of imperfections. Thanks for sharing!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

You never fail to amuse me.

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

you are so funny. Got to pass this one on.

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shiningirisheyes 3 years ago from Upstate, New York

Thanks for providing me a laugh - it was much-needed today!

JC 6 months ago


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