Shh Grandpa Is Getting Old (limerick)

I wouldn’t say grandpa was old

An act this old coot would just scold

His hair disappeared

And what’s more than weird

Instead of a beard he grows mold

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Oh poor Pa - but he's still smiling so he doesn't realise...

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

If I don't move around, I would probably get moldy too.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Aw, poor grandpa ... I guess we will all relate at that point in our lives!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Oh, now that's just not nice! Poor ole guy - you'll be there some day, Martin. I hope you don't grow mold, too!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

You may not say it but I will....that man is old. LOL

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

When one gets older everything life seems far away

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago


You sure he's not DEAD??? LOL

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Poor grandpa.....thanks for the funny read !

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Funny! We'll get our turn at being old.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Aha poor grandpa....

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Molds good too.

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SilentReed 3 years ago from Philippines

If you won't turn on the ventilation or expose him to fresh air, may I suggest that you archive grandpa. (I'm one too.)

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Don't throw the old guy away,

You would be a naive villain.

Just scrape all the mold off the guy

And sell to Big Pharma ... for penicillin.

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

That photo is potential dynamite, and could drive the ladies wild.....please be careful, Mhatter99. ;)

Have a great weekend,


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Very funny.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Better put gramps in the sun!

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