Top 10 - Best Dumb Warning Labels

 I didn't think this hub needed any explanation. But then again, look at the warnings. So with that in mind. This is a list of the top  ten dumbest warning labels. Try not to hurt yourself.

#10 - Sharp Edges

Why make the sign then?
Why make the sign then?

#9 - Wrong End

Oh, so we don't grab the side with the spinning metal, oh, okay.
Oh, so we don't grab the side with the spinning metal, oh, okay.

#8 - No People In The Dryer

Did they have problems with this in the past, is that why they made the sign?
Did they have problems with this in the past, is that why they made the sign?

#7 - In Case You Can't Read

So If I can't read, how would I read the warning? Anyone? Anyone?
So If I can't read, how would I read the warning? Anyone? Anyone?

#6 - Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery

Anyone else notice that this medication is for a dog? I don't think he should be driving regardless of medication.
Anyone else notice that this medication is for a dog? I don't think he should be driving regardless of medication.

#5 - Don't Rock The Boat

Are we more bummed that it might cause serious injury, or that we may be seriously injured AND get no free candy?
Are we more bummed that it might cause serious injury, or that we may be seriously injured AND get no free candy?

#4 - Are You Sure?

I have three scars to prove that this warning is accurate.
I have three scars to prove that this warning is accurate.

#3 - Call Poison Control

Soooo, it's ant poison, but we should be most concerned about the PEANUTS?!?!?
Soooo, it's ant poison, but we should be most concerned about the PEANUTS?!?!?

#2 - I Have No Opinion On This One

I would really like to know what happened to prompt the company to put this warning on their scooter.
I would really like to know what happened to prompt the company to put this warning on their scooter.

#1 - Drumroll Please - Common Sense Has Left The Building

You mean it doesn't kill grown people? Awesome!
You mean it doesn't kill grown people? Awesome!

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onegoodwoman 5 years ago from A small southern town

Keep these coming!

As I travel the country, I wonder how many

times I have to see the sign that says:

"Slippery when wet" or " Bridges ice over before roadway".


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mcrawford76 5 years ago from Greeley, Colorado Author

One of my local favorites is "watch slow children". Shouldn't you keep a closer eye on the fast ones?


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F.B. Spannigan 5 years ago from Unknown

Haha hilarious. :)


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freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

Love it ! will show my husband later !!


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Tracy Lynn Conway 5 years ago from Virginia, USA

Really funny! Thanks for making me smile.


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Doctor Kristy 5 years ago from Australia

Brilliant!

I was amazed once... a bag of chocolates I bought had instructions- with DIAGRAMS on how to open and eat the product.


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jpcmc 5 years ago from Quezon CIty, Phlippines

So funny! Who wrote the copy for these signs? Don't they edit and proof read these signs?


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GmaGoldie 5 years ago from Madison, Wisconsin

Fun! Thank you! I will share with a risk manager I know.


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RavenBiker 4 years ago from Pittsburgh, PA.

Great hub! However, anything with peanuts ought not be handled by persons with a severe allergy----rat poison and all.

And, sorry, I did hurt myself :-(


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mcrawford76 3 years ago from Greeley, Colorado Author

It wasn't that that wasn't a valid warning, it was the irony of it. WHY is there peanuts in rat poison to begin with??


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oldiesmusic 3 years ago from United States

Hilarious! Made my day. I roared at that peanuts thing. :))


Flu-Bird 20 months ago

Holy McDonands Coffee Batman

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