When Practicing Manners Safety First (limerick)

At manners I thought I was versed

Till yelling from wife had dispersed

Soon I would learn more

Than I did before

When opening door stop car first

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W1totalk 3 years ago

Learn your lessons, if you want. Nice hub Madhatter99.

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

LOL! Well duh! What is matter with you? This is so funny!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

You leave me with a vision of a woman trying to catch up to

a car rolling along.

Where do you come up with there great limericks? LOL

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If you want to stay alive,

Perhaps you should let wife drive.

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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Wonderful, thank you.

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's important!

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Sounds like a key element to me.

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old albion 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

A delightful hub Martin and a delightful Jaguar.


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Good one!!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

did you push her out - on purpose? I might have..lol..


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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teaches12345 3 years ago

Funny, not sharing with my hubby though!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Ha, ha! That would surely help. Good one.

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