Wife Can’t Order Me Around (limerick)

When wife orders me change my plan

I’d stand on my feet like a man

She’d know I heard last

Of orders she’d blast

When I ran as fast as I can


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Wise man! Thanks for the laugh to end my day with....:)


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epigramman 3 years ago

If she looked like that - I would let her order me around - lol - but then again I am submissive when it comes to beautiful women - you are still and by far away the funniest man at the Hub and as Mr. Buc says - the wisest , too!

And thank you for supporting my humble little hubpage - coming from someone as special and talented as you really means a lot.

lake erie time 1:26am


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny stuff.


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shiningirisheyes 3 years ago from Upstate, New York

Get those running shoes on! Thanks for giving me a great source of laughter!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I love this!


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Some people do learn... come as fast as you can, the first time called...I needed a smile this evening....I knew I would find it here.

Happy twelfth day of our new year.

Sending you some Angels :) ps


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RobinGrosswirth23 3 years ago from New York

Run for your life.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

smart man...haha..


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chanroth 3 years ago from California, USA

haha. love this!


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QudsiaP1 3 years ago

Hahahah omg mhatter99, this was crazy funny. :)


Sunnie Day 3 years ago

hehe...run Forest run! :)


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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Fast enough you reckon? I doubt it!


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CyberShelley 3 years ago

Thank you for the giggle - ha ha great stuff. Up, funny and interesting.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Sounds like he's married to a drill sergeant.


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I just choked on my breakfast!Up and funny....


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..Funny..


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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

...a smart man, indeed!! ha ha


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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

LOL I wonder if my husband feels that way..lol

great limerick

Debbie


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Anthony Binks 3 years ago from Northern Ireland

Very funny, we know who the boss is...


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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Another gem to make me chuckle.

Keep them coming my friend.

Eddy.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Hop to it, Martin! Wifey calls....

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