Wife Can’t Order Me Around (limerick)

When wife orders me change my plan

I’d stand on my feet like a man

She’d know I heard last

Of orders she’d blast

When I ran as fast as I can

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Wise man! Thanks for the laugh to end my day with....:)

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epigramman 4 years ago

If she looked like that - I would let her order me around - lol - but then again I am submissive when it comes to beautiful women - you are still and by far away the funniest man at the Hub and as Mr. Buc says - the wisest , too!

And thank you for supporting my humble little hubpage - coming from someone as special and talented as you really means a lot.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Funny stuff.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Get those running shoes on! Thanks for giving me a great source of laughter!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I love this!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Some people do learn... come as fast as you can, the first time called...I needed a smile this evening....I knew I would find it here.

Happy twelfth day of our new year.

Sending you some Angels :) ps

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RobinGrosswirth23 4 years ago from New York

Run for your life.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

smart man...haha..

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chanroth 4 years ago from California, USA

haha. love this!

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QudsiaP1 4 years ago

Hahahah omg mhatter99, this was crazy funny. :)

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Sunnie Day 4 years ago

hehe...run Forest run! :)

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Fast enough you reckon? I doubt it!

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CyberShelley 4 years ago

Thank you for the giggle - ha ha great stuff. Up, funny and interesting.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Sounds like he's married to a drill sergeant.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

I just choked on my breakfast!Up and funny....

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

...a smart man, indeed!! ha ha

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

LOL I wonder if my husband feels that way..lol

great limerick


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Anthony Binks 4 years ago from Northern Ireland

Very funny, we know who the boss is...

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Another gem to make me chuckle.

Keep them coming my friend.


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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Hop to it, Martin! Wifey calls....

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