Because he had no body to go with!
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Because he didn't have a birthday suit!
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Yep I think viewers were expecting your anwser, but I gave a different one haha.
Usually I take it to the joke forum, but I don't know why I didn't this time.
The skeleton didn't go to the school dance, because he didn't have the balls.
because she wasn't feeling all white and her mom said she looked gaunt
Because he did not have the guts! LOL
That was cool!
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