Ode to the Spammer

a poem by Bonnie Ramsey

If you spam our respectable community

with your garbage hubs and ads

If you fill your hubs promoting

all your scammy sites and fads

If you only come to self-promote

your products, links and wares,

There is something you should keep in mind...

TRUE hubbers are your worst nightmares!

If your hub is self-promoting,

If sales are your only concern,

You shouldn't waste the time to post

The rules here are very stearn.

You won't recruit a prospect here

If you spam us with your link.

The hubbers here will flag your post

Before you have time to blink.

We love our Hub community

And the talent shared within,

So rest assured our "spam patrols"

Will quickly turn you in.

So, Spam away if you are bold.

Post as quickly as you can,

For our hubber family works together

To quickly get you banned!

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Peter M. Lopez 8 years ago from Sweetwater, TX

Nice. Good work Bonnie.

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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States Author

Thanks Peter. It helped relieve some frustration LOL.

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LdsNana-AskMormon 8 years ago from Southern California

LOL Bonnie... I can only "pray" that religion is not considered SPAM to the majority:-)

Great message. I too love HP and do not like when I see that kind of abuse! What a way to pull us together and drive that kind out!

We just need to be careful that we do not misjudge a newcomer too quickly:-) There is nothing wrong - if they sell or self promote with class. I see it done properly all the time too.

A little restraint never hurt a soul:-)



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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States Author

I agree, Nana. I have a couple of hubs that I use for a certain amount of promotion but they aren't filled with a dozen links and just one or two sentences, either. There is a right way to promote and then there is spam LOL. It would help if people would read the TOS here before they just plaster their links, ya know? As for religion being spam, I can say without a doubt that your hubs are far from spam. I love your hubs! Thanks for stopping and leaving comments!


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robie2 8 years ago from Central New Jersey

Yes, yes yes-- love this poem Bonnie-- laughter lightens the mood and is probably the best revenge in the long run:-)

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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States Author


Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I guess sometimes you just have to laugh when there is nothing else you can do lol. Stop in anytime. You're comments are always welcome!


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compu-smart 8 years ago from London UK

Very nice poem!

It's sounds like spam has been a big problem for you which i can imagine! I still get my share of spam:/ n im glad you got feel less frustrated now as i know how much of a problem this is for WWW users!!.:}

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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States Author

Thanks, Comp-u-smart!

It seems lately we have been bombarded with spam hubs and it is frustrating to have to weed through all of those to get to the good hubs! This helped relieve the stress when you can't reach through the computer screen and slap 'em lol.

Thanks for taking the time to read and comment. Come by any time!


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Amen to Ode to Spammers!

As you know, I'm not a poetry kinda gal, but this is perfect, Bonnie.

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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States Author

Hi, Shirley!

Thanks so much for dropping in and the nice coment! Not exactly my best work but a stress reliever, none the less lol.


Wilma 6 years ago

Hi ya Bonnie ... I came across your lovely poem and freely adapted it to suit our forum ... http://www.digiridooscraps.com/forum/showthread.ph... quoting the original source of course! Hope you don't mind!

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