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I'd buy him a pizza, beer and pack of cigarettes with a note telling him to have the courage to enjoy them in front of his wife.
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I would buy him campaign ads in Virginia, Ohio and Florida
I would send him a gold watch with a card that says, "Enjoy you upcoming retirement. Sanders/Kucinich 2012!"
Let me hold off making that decision until I see what will help me with my political future and I'll let you know, but it has to cost more than I can effort to pay for.
I would buy him a framed photo of Sarah Palin with a card that says: "they totally deserve her"
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