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Okay, i think i am back...The trailer is out from under forclosure and the IRS cant track my momma's modeling money....okay I am out of jail....boy do I have some stories to write about now!!!!  There is no such myth about dropping the soap....uhhhhhhhhh.  I dropped the soap once....and after staring at the groomed toe knuckle hair of ...wait....I have to write about my experiences...you will all have to read about how i got by in the jailhouse and learned that sleeping naked in a dorm isn't so bad....given the options.