7 Or More Gifts GUARANTEED To Make Your Husband Happy On Valentine's Day
THIS IS ONE HAPPY HUSBAND . . .
Okay. I was dead-wrong. Men have feelings too. And that's why I am publishing this hub. For the guys.
because of that fact alone. I do NOT want to be guilty of hurting any man's feelings by leaving them out of my "Valentine's Day-Gift-Hub Series" (this being 2 of 2) about what to get your hubby for Valentine's Day.
Take my word, guys. You do enough work through the week without having your wife read you what I have published for YOU to buy them for Valentine's Day.
In all fairness, guys, this is for YOUR WIVES (or girlfriends) to read on what gifts YOU would like on Valentine's Day.
#1 MEN'S VALENTINE GIFT
I would have to say, and yes, I am prejudiced, send your hubby and his pals, that you trust, to an Alabama Crimson Tide football game. It doesn't matter whom The Crimson Tide plays, because the Tide always delights their fans with hard-hitting, fast-moving college football action in-person or on television. I am not a marital expert, but this I know: Your man will love you for sending him to a Bama game instead of the usual tie, socks and underwear.
#2 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
surprisingly, is not this place. A cheap, run-down, barely-legal strip club way out in the "boonies," with no road map to show you the way out. Seriously, girls, I want to share a treasured secret with you: Men, deep down inside, HATE cheap strip clubs. Honest to God. Any guy who "loves" cheap dives like this, needs help. A man is made of muscle and pride. Mostly pride. And no prideful guy is going to risk getting disease, fights, or beaten-up, by even getting close to a joint such as in this photo. If you are going to go this route and for his Valentine's Day gift, (REFER TO PHOTO AT BOTTOM). Go with your hubby to the gentleman's club of his choice. You might have more fun than you think.
#3 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
is easy, tasty, fun, and doesn't cost that much, ladies. Simply send your husband alone or with a friend or who (with good characters) to a place that specializes in hot wings. You may not know it, but hot wings are the Official Food for Guys Everywhere for the reasons previously-mentioned. What fun he will have eating basket-after-basket of hot wings with iced tea, or whatever beverage he prefers. And this outing will give your husband time to catch-up on the latest sports news and rumors and just be a guy or a little while. Believe me, girls, he may look like, on the outside, he is having fun with his buds, but on the inside, he is wishing he were home with you. This I know from personal experience.
#4 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
and this one, ladies, you can participate, all you want because my idea of giving your man a "Pretty French Maid," is fun, affordable and might add some sparks to both your love lives. Just rent a French maid's wardrobe from your local costume store, learn maybe one or three French words, and greet him at the door when he gets home or wakes up on Valentine's Day. You two will have a ball letting him tell you what to do as his French maid. He might ask you to cook him a French dish. If he does, just whip-up some very-thin pancakes and call them "crepes." Bring him his favorite drink as your role as his French maid. Flirt with him. Do not allow him to get near the television remote, and you have it made. And when your girlfriends ask you the day after why "he" is grinning, you simply say, "moi."
#5 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
simply put, girls, and I hate to anger you, but a New Car for hubby would be THE ideal gift for Valentine's Day. And this one gift would cover his birthday, Christmas, and anniversary gifts for years to come, so you see, girls, this is not only a great gift, but saves money too. And if you cannot buy your guy a new set of wheels, simple lease a new car for one day for your husband to ride around town to be seen by his friends who will "think" you bought him this car and make him look good. Either way, you will be the one looking good.
#6 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
is so easy that you should have done this years earlier. Just locate the nearest arena where the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) guys are wrestling and then you, dress in your prettiest get-up and approach the promoter about your husband getting to not only meet, but hang-out with one of the WWE Superstars such as, "Big Show," "Shamus," "John Ceena," or "Booker T." Your husband will remember this one Valentine's Day for years to come. And while he is enjoying himself at the wrestling match, you can enjoy some "you time," at home resting, reading, or just being by yourself, which is always a good thing to help a married couple appreciate what they have at home.
#7 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT
is probably, of all these super-special guy gifts, my favorite gift for guys: Send your loving husband with his friends, to an old-fashioned tractor pull. The event is simple, so most guys will not have to think that much. A tractor pull pits jet-fueled and diesel-fueled tractors against the other to see which tractor can pull a heavy sled the longest length. Men and women both compete and own their own tractors and teams. Believe this or not, a tractor pull is so much fun that even the dainest of girlie-girls can have a great time--yelling for their favorite driver, drinking cold beer and eating vendor food that is out of this world delicious. And the cost of admission is nominal, so girls, get out your debit or credit cards, and send your hard-working man to a tractor pull, but caution him, that HE is not to try to pull the sled like Superman.
THIS IS ANOTHER HAPPY MAN . . .
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