Pickup Lines For HubPages

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Have you ever used a pick up line?

  • I'm too sexy for pick up lines!
  • I don't need pick up lines, they just flock to me naturally!
  • I can use any help I can get.
  • I'm still waiting for puberty.
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I never thought that a simple and innocent act like opening some fan mail would result in a pickup line. I’m not sure if it was meant that way, but it sure as heck sounded like it. It was short and sweet and didn’t offer much of an explanation. Therefore, it was open to my often impetuous interpretation. And, as I haven’t had much in the way of face to face human interaction lately, what with being locked away in my little apartment and forced to write hubs to gain my freedom, my mind wandered. The end result was, it could only be construed as an obvious cry for my attention. What else could “you have nice hubs” possibly mean? I was clearly being hit on by an adoring fan. [Insert shy blush here]

This led me to ponder if there might be other pickup lines in our HubPages world. Not finding many, I decided to create my own (ok, I was bored), should the need ever arise where I might be in need of one (highly unlikely, but stranger things have happened). So, with that, I present for your entertainment, my favorite HubPages pickup lines. Please feel free to use them at the next singles meet.

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Pick Up Lines

1. You have nice hubs.

2. You are SEO; Search Engine Opulent!

3. Do you write here often?

4. I was on my way to check out the latest “Weekly Topic Inspiration” forum, but now that I’ve met you, I’ve got all the inspiration I need.

5. I hear billybuc is throwing one of his famous “Google Search” parties and I was wondering if you’d like to go with me.

6. I was hub hopping and just had to leave you a comment.

7. Wanna compare Hub Scores?

8. I need a model for my photo essay hub, can I take your picture?

9. I’ll share your hub if you share mine.

10. I voted you up, beautiful and awesome!

11. Can I have your backlink, I seem to have misplaced mine?

12. If you were mine, I’d make you my Hub of the Day every day.

13. Where is your follow button so I can click on it?

14. Are you really that beautiful, or did Docmo draw you that way?

15. And my ultimate favorite: I leave for the ’30 hubs in 30 days challenge’ tomorrow and I’m not sure if I’m going to make it back.

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The next time you feel compelled to drop someone some fan mail, think about it carefully before you hit that send button. And make sure you are conveying the message you really want to get across. You just never know if the person on the receiving end of the message might mistake it for something more or something less than you intended. If they think like me or some of my slightly off fellow scribes, you might be in trouble (in a fun sort of way). For the most part, we are all writers, and if we can’t get our message across in a fan mail, what does that say about our hubs and other written work? This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the citizens of Terryeville (a bear and spider free environment).

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howlermunkey 3 years ago from Tampa, FL

TToombs08, I'm calling my lawyer now, cuz your print is just too fine to read.

Did you start writing parking tickets? Cuz your hubs have fine written all over them :)


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Most interesting you certainly did a fine job on the title, well put together


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lmao @ Robert! I'd agree to that, but some of my more rabid fans (and she knows who she is) might not take to kindly to that. ;) Thank you for the laugh! :)


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Robert Erich 3 years ago from California

Now how did you ever recognize that I leave ALL my fan mail to be pickup lines?...

I would share this with my followers, but I want you all to myself.

;)

Voted up and shared!


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Wow, Kathleen, 37 years and he finally got up the nerve to ask you out on a date? :) Hope it was a GOOD one! :)


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you so much, Rajan! :)


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Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Great topic for a hub. My husband read one of my fan mails once and decided it was a good time for a date night! I wanted to thank the writer. After 37 years of marriage anything to motivate my old man is welcome!!!


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rajan jolly 3 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

Fun read as always! Voted up and shared.


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Cyndi10, glad you liked it! That does sound like a rendezvous! LOL


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Cyndi10 3 years ago from Georgia

This is funny!!! Missed it early on. Better late than never.

I may have been hit on once or twice. HaHa. Especially "you follow me and I'll follow you back." Follow where? Sounds like we're setting up some kind of rendezvous :-) Voted up and funny.

Take care.


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol Lovedoc! I doubt my hubscores are bigger than yours! :) You too funny! :) Glad you liked it.


lovedoctor926 3 years ago

TToombs, wanna compare hubscores? lol. you would probably beat me. hahahha. I enjoyed this hub. voting up funny!


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, safiq ali patel. Glad you liked it. :) It was a fun one to write.


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safiq ali patel 3 years ago from United States Of America

I had to laugh at this hub. Very funny.


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

I wish I had more time! :) I've been playing with my blog lately...so much easier! and then there's that whole moving to Arizona thing this week and teaching Collin to talk. I should be sleeping but I'm trying to catch up with ALL the comments. *hugs* Suzie!!! :)


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Suzie HQ 3 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

Hi TT.

Keep checking if you ave any new hubs my friend so decided to see if any earlier ones I'd missed!! Missed you too my friend! Life is busy with different things going on and AP but enjoying writing more!!

This hub took me ages to scroll through, 250 comments! WOW . . . Haven't hit 100 yet myself on a hub so WELL DONE YOU, you power house of talent!

Looking forward to the next series of hubs from you my friend!!!


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

SimeyC, I think that you will find I missed a LOT of them...there are far too many pick up lines out there to be able to capture them all in one little hub. :)


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Much appreciated, petenali!


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, AudreyHowitt! :) lol


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Heya, Suzie! I can't believe you missed this one, either. I think it was my most popular hub to date. How things are great in the Isle of Green! :) Have missed you, my friend! :)


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SimeyC 3 years ago from NJ, USA

You missed the obvious "Would you like to come upstairs and see my Hubs?"


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petenali 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Great stuff here.... very humorous indeed. Voted up and funny.


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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

Highlarious!!


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Suzie HQ 3 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

Hi TT!

How did I miss this one I will never know!! LOVE it!! Great list of lines I must say!! Must check I got no dodgy ones in my fan mail!! LOL Vu, everything and shared . . . Great humour as always my mad friend!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Jo_Goldsmith, thank you and your friends are so lucky to have you looking out for them! LOL! Thank you so much, glad you got a laugh out of it. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Alecia! Glad you liked it! :) And thank you!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Still thanking you, Audrey! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Happyboomernurse! I wouldn't DARE read anything into your comments. LOL! Thank you so much! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Sunnie! It was my pleasure to share a smile and a laugh! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

OldRoses, sounds like it's time to retire from the working world and devote your life to full time Hubbing! :) Glad you found a little humor and stress relief from my writing. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Aw, thanks, carol! :) I'm waiting for some famous comedian to knock on my hub and ask me to write for him. LOL!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ barbergirl! You did, I just type faster! :)


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Jo_Goldsmith11 4 years ago

A really great and funny read. I appreciate your public service announcement. well written, with two thumbs up and cheers. :)

shared and passed along to friends in need of better pick up lines to get dates. too funny. :)


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Alecia Murphy 4 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

Just to goes to show pickup lines are useful everywhere. Let's compare hubscores TToombs! Haha!


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AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California

Still hilarious!!!!


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Happyboomernurse 4 years ago from South Carolina

Thanks for the chuckle. I usually write longer comments but was afraid to say too much least it be construed as a pick-up line. (smile)

Voted up and funny.


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

This is one funny and witty hub. Thank you for the smiles.

Sunnie


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OldRoses 4 years ago from Franklin Park, NJ

I'll follow you anywhere!

Great hub! Just the pick-me-up (pun intended) I needed after a long, stressful week. My job keeps interfering with my hub writing.


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carol7777 4 years ago from Arizona

I just got this..Absolutely creative and hysterical. What a creative genius you are. This should be picked up by AP or something...


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

So do you writer here often... love it! :) This was great. I only wish that I would have thought of it first!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Cogerson, always a pleasure to share a smile and hopefully brighten their day. :)


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Cogerson 4 years ago from Virginia

Very nicely done...a very creative hub for HubPages.....I love a hub that makes me smile the entire I read that hub...and you have accomplished that with this very funny hub....voted up and funny....job well done.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

My pleasure, Becky! Thank you for stopping by and I hope I added a little humor to your afternoon. :)


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Rfordin 4 years ago from Florida

To funny. Thanks for the laugh on this mundane afternoon.

~Becky


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Nyamache! :) I hope you enjoyed it. :)


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Nyamache 4 years ago from Kenya

This is a well thought and researched hub. I like it, great unique work.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lmao @ molometer!!!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lmao @ howlermunkey! Ok, now THOSE are hilarious!!! Great job!!!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Momster, I would say how how wrong you are! LOL I rarely get time to write, not nearly as much as I would love to have. My special needs son keeps me busy. I usually sacrifice sleep to write. :) But, thank you very much, glad you enjoyed!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Tammy! And how do we know you haven't been running about posting comments that were really pick up lines? :)


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molometer 4 years ago from Cambridgeshire, England

You are more than welcome. That is not a pick-up line BTW : )


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ molometer! You too funny for your hub! :) So happy you liked it and thank you so much for reading and sharing!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Josh: I love Barney! :) Glad you liked that! :) LOL


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howlermunkey 4 years ago from Tampa, FL

TT,Do you have a map? Cuz I got lost in your beautiful hub..

Now THIS is what I call Fine Print...

Can I make one suggestion?

You should edit, and put U and I together ;)


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momster 4 years ago

I would say you have to much time on your hands. LOL. And do not take that wrong. Very funny pick up lines.


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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina

Are you a broom? Cause you just swept me off my feet.. LOL. These are funny! So, do you write here often? I am going to have to look back through my comments because I think I have been hit on and didn't realize it. Hilarious!


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molometer 4 years ago from Cambridgeshire, England

Well I never expected that lol. What an awesome beautiful hub lol Can i come over and see how you put it all together ha ha!

Er! now that just sounds creepy lol

Brilliant hub TT. Way to go girlfriend.

Voted up and all buttons SHARING is CARING. lol

PS I must add at this point. I am happily married.


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

TT,

I just want to let you know that I am loving the revamping you have done here! :) Awesome video and the picture of Mr. Awesome himself!

P.S. "Suit up, because this list is going to be LEGEN...wait for it...DARY."


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol! Thank you, Sueswan, I made that up all by myself. :) Glad you enjoyed it. :)


Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Terrye

"Where is your follow button so I can click on it?" Now there is a pick up line if I ever heard one. ROFL


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ rcrumple! It does make you stop and think, huh? :) I find myself doing the same things and then laughing. Glad you enjoyed it! :)


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

From now on it's "Good Writer" and that's it!

You've made me go back and wonder about every piece of fanmail I've ever sent out!

Definitely can't let my wife see this article.

LOL Great Hub! (singular)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol Debbie! I'll let Bill know that you need an "A" list invitation to his next google search party! :) Thank you so much...still laughing! :)


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Okay I wnat to go to billybucs google search party.. LOL.. You are the best.. and I am not trying to pick you up...Not right now anyway..lol

great hub girlfriend.. sharing

debbie


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol! Thank you, J. Frank Dunkin, I hope you learned how to improve your game! :) Thank you so much!!


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J. Frank Dunkin 4 years ago from Foley, Alabama

Funneeee, TTombs! Especially liked the public service announcement at the end and of course, the video. Voting up and funny!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Mr Archer, glad you liked that! :) lol


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Mr Archer 4 years ago from Missouri

Great job! Loved the last one regarding the challenge. Very original thinking that!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol! Thanks, Carly! I just finished revamping it. Glad you liked it. :)


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CarlySullens 4 years ago from St. Louis, Missouri

You DO have nice hubs! I love this, and glad I found it today. You crack me up!!!


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. thanks. Voted up!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ lovedoc! You are too funny! Yep, I'm too sexy for my hubs! :)


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

These are really funny! TToombs, I got one of those you have nice hubs too and a few other interesting ones too. Check that hot button to see if anyone has voted for you. Lol.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ epi, oh yeah, I've already checked him and and began following him. He is quite the talent. I don't know about the Casanova bit tho, haven't seen that out of him. :)


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epigramman 4 years ago

Don't worry about Mister Z of A.A. - I know him reasonably well and he is quite the ladies man and consummate gentleman and a man with such quick wit and charm - yes I am talking here about our answer to the Hub Casanova ..........lol

lake erie time 8:56am Hello Mister Z!!!!

and please check out his writing and his hubs - they're awesome.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Heck, A.A., you could use it as a "how to!" :) Good luck on your hubber hunting. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Epi, I never mind someone showing positive affection towards another being. Shout it from the mountain, my friend. :)


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A.A. Zavala 4 years ago from Texas

Colin shared this nugget on FB. After reading it, I realized no longer have game. Back to the drawing board...


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epigramman 4 years ago

....if you don't mind my friend I would like to use your comment space here to send a shout out to my lovely lady Sannel - I love you and I adore you - and please everyone who checks out this fine fine hub please be sure to check out Sannel's World (just google it) and her wonderful work at Wizzley - thank you and this shall be posted to my FB group Let's just talk music or cinema - with a direct link back here - lake erie time 1:44am


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

LOL Sannel! :) Maybe they really adored your hubs and wanted to pay you a compliment. :) I just love the fan mail where that is the only thing they say. :) I think it's wonderful that you and Epi found each other! :) And so happy that he shared this with you. Thank you so much for stopping by to read and leave me such a sweet comment. :)


Sannel 4 years ago

Uh-oh. . . you mean that "You have nice hubs" is a pick up line. . . .Boy oh boy, that does explain a lot of things, for instance the herds of fan mails from male hubbers,( and some women)!!! LOL! However, that innocent flirt between me and Epi, accumulated to full-blown romance between the two of us. Oh, that Epi man has a way with words, doesn't he? He sure is smooth talking, lovable and very cute, and I do love him. So sometimes these flirting pick up lines does turn out just beautifully. I have to thank my Epi for sending me this way. I love your wit and style! Thank you for a enjoyable read! Sannel


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Epi! :) Do you have a man crush on my bud, Docmo? :) That was a very sweet flirt between you and Sannel. :) Adorable. LOL! Thank you for reading and sharing. Very happy that you enjoyed it. :)


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epigramman 4 years ago

...well we all know that Docmo is a hottie and he is the most romantic man at the Hubs and one of my favorite flirt moments just happened to be with my lovely gal pal Sannel-so-sensational in an early hub of hers when she was here about 5 months ago now - and it went like this in the comment space:

Sannel: "Are you flirting with me Epi? lol"

Epi: "Oh no I am well beyond that stage."

Again I love your sense of humor and your world class ability to communicate and draw your readers in with provocative topics like this one - lake erie time 12:41pm I will send this link to Sannel to get her point of view


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol! Thank you, Kathleen, glad you liked it. :)


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Gulf Coast Sun 4 years ago from Gulf of Mexico

I'll hip if you'll hop. I'll flip if you'll flop. No hub is without a fun tub full of lies, oops, lines. :) Thanks for this cute hub. Kathleen


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hey there, Suelynn! Too cute! :) Thank you. :) I couldn't believe I had never added you! Sorry about that!


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Suelynn 4 years ago from Manitoba, Canada

Hubble, hubble,

Toil and trouble,

Brains will burn

and thoughts will bubble!

I never even THOUGHT of a pick-up line....

Very clever hub, TToomsbo8 and funny too. :)

Thanks for the add and I've added you.

Up, interesting, funny and awesome - not to mention Useful!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Vern! Definitely hubtastic. :) Thank you, very much, for the laugh. :)


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vrbmft 4 years ago from Yucaipa, California

Well, I don't know if you have nice hubs or not. Will have to check em out. But this one is certainly worth staring at. I am jealous of your zillion comments. I wish I had comments flowing down to my waste. And now some of the folks here are interested in you and Bill's shtick! Sounds a little forward! Don't you think? Well, keep on hubbin and a hub a day will keep the doctor away or perhaps might even have him calling on you!

Very hubby stuff, TT

Vern


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi tillsontitan! :) LOL, very cute! :) Thank you very much, glad you liked it. I'll have to talk to Bill about the 'shtick.' :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hiya, Audra. I wouldn't even know where to begin. :) Glad you got a good laugh, tho. :)


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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

Okay, so I read this hub and all the comments and wrack my brain to come up with some witty, original comment and I am hubless! My Tweeter is empty and I can't Pin it on anybody! Sheesh, you guys make me look lame.

All kidding aside, this was a great, hilarious hub. I have to agree with Audra, you and Bill could really do a 'shtick'!

Voted up, funny and interesting.


iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

You really made me lmao!!! Have you and Billy ever thought of writing a comedt sketh or series...seriously! You have a great sense of humor and a great gift for writing! You should be proud!!!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Howdy, Horse Feathers. Depends on your definition of hubbing. :)


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Horse Feathers 4 years ago from Indiana USA

We Hubbers really should Hub together. I would be interested in Hubbing with you. Please RSVP after thinking on it for a moment!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Crystal, glad you got a kick out of it. :)


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Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

Awesome and funny!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Tell yourself what ya gotta to make it through the day. :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

I am BY NO MEANS hyper! LOL


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Yep...our hyper little Josh. :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Oh really? LOL hahaha


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Yeah...did you see the comment on FB where Bill said that since you came along, his views have doubled? LOL


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Because I like being your assistant reading your comments and besides it gives your more views when I come back right? :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Why haven't you turned off that notification? :) And no :( I'm still 48 short...can you BELIEVE that?!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Haha, same here Bill! LOL


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You have to be at 10,000 by now; my inbox is flooded with your hub comments.


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

You are welcome! :) I'm trying the best I can. Lol. It takes like five minutes to download every freaking page! Rofl


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thanks, Josh. :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

You are right sunshine!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Sunshine. It's not THAT good. :) But thank you! LOL Made my night! :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

This hub should be in the HubPages Hall Of Fame! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

YES Bill! :) and thank you! :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Hey TT how many views now? I just gave you a few lol


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I have to go to the bathroom; can I stop reading your hubs over and over again now!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi Lady_E. :) Isn't he tho?! :) Glad you liked it! :) Thank you.


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Lady_E 4 years ago from London, UK

Lol. I enjoyed this - particularly No 5. Bill is a ray of Sunshine.

A few times I have stated on Hubs that: "I will be over to visit you soon with a virtual cup of coffee."

Great share.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Did you *fwap* him with a flip flop? :)


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Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

And every comment he ever made on one of my hubs. Five one day.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Ugh! And they don't get flagged? :(


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Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

Yes, they do.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Becky Katz: Sounds like he was trying to keep you off guard! :) I hope his hubs don't look like that! :)


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Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

This is really funny and a good way to cheer my day. I got one that scared me. He was capping ALOT. It looked like a roller coaster. Up and down, up and DOWN, UP and DOWN. I think I am getting sea sick.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Anil and Honey. I hope you got a laugh out of it.


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Anil and Honey 4 years ago from Kerala

Thank you for this beautiful hubb


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi, Beachlife! Glad you got a good chuckle. :) And Thank you!!!


Beachlife 4 years ago

HA HA just had to share!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hey there, Brett.Tesol! Don't I know it! Hubby and I run into that too and I laugh cuz it's usually a silly text that was so misunderstood. There is definitely still something that face to face conversations have over all other forms of communication. :)

Really glad you enjoyed this and thank you, THANK YOU for the pin. :)


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Brett.Tesol 4 years ago from Somewhere in Asia

LMAO! So many of the things that we write online could be misconstrued. Had many a text result in a confused call.

Funny hub, will definitely share this one. Would you like me to pin it? Well, just for fun I will anyway.

Up, funny, shared and or course ... pinned as promised ;-).


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ marcoujor. *sigh* You really are something. LOL! Thank you for the laugh! :) Glad you enjoyed it! :)


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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Oh my, I am flushing and blushing at all of the suggestive remarks I must have made along the way...

I shoulda known somethin' was up when a dear friend asked if I had become a bigamist ... for the love of heavens, I was just running around saying "I have two HUBBIES"...!

Then my REAL hubbie asked if I wanted to tell him somethin' as I keep using the word PIMP... I guess it does sound kinda off to those non-HUBBIE types!

Anyway, this really "PUSHED ALL MY BUTTONS"... thanks, pal...!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol. Thank you, tsmog, you just made me blush! :) And I hope you have a direct line with the Shadow! :)


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tsmog 4 years ago from Escondido, CA

Oh Yeah, TT at this moment you now have a challenge of great immensity. Who clicked on 'Beautiful?' while wondering just how many posted here . . . :) The challenge is we all know you are beautiful, but only the shadow knows who those two are . . .


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ tsmog! Shame on you for sending risque fan mail! :) too funny! :)


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tsmog 4 years ago from Escondido, CA

Darn! Now I have to go back and look at all the fan mails - fan dance anyone? Any hoot my curiosity has risen a bit, yet not a tad more of those individual accolades. Being a little awkward at times, let me see if I understand, hot means sizzle like . . . never mind. Now I ponder more than say five years ago too. I'm learning, be it a little slow on the uptake sometimes (wink)!

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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, SH! :) Glad you enjoyed this one, too! :) Opening fan mail is always an experience. :) Yep, love billybuc with a side of fries. hehehehe


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sholland10 4 years ago from Southwest Missouri

OMGOSH! I have gotten some of these lines in my fan mail. LOL You gotta watch that billybuc and his "Google Search" parties. You just never know what you might walk into... LOL Just kidding! We love our billybuc! :-)

Another great laugh! Thank you! Votes and shared!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Aw, thank you, rahul! Glad you liked it. :) And thank you for reading and commenting!


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rahul0324 4 years ago from Gurgaon, India

This is a great hub Terrye... had loads of fun here... LOL..

You imagination in unique


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi Anil and Honey. Um...thanks. :) (?)


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Anil and Honey 4 years ago from Kerala

You are a grate hubber,because now you have 409 followers, now i wish to following you. Your tricks are attracting my attention(Every one) thanks.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

KJ, you always quack me up! :) LOL


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

Sorry..I clicked on this hub by mistake..I thought it was about my favourite subject " pick-up trucks"....being I just bought new " hubs" for my truck, thought we could compare accessories...I'm wheely sorry..


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

@Joanveronica: lol! Very glad you enjoyed...bet you'll watch those weird sentence structures a little closer before you decide to follow someone again, huh? :)

@uNicQue! LOL! So, you've been to one of billybuc's parties, huh? :)


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uNicQue 4 years ago from Philadelphia, PA

Clever :) This made me laugh. My favorites are #9 and #5.


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joanveronica 4 years ago from Concepcion, Chile

Hi, I'm still laughing, the Hub started me off, but then the comments! Yes, we have many "creative writers" on HubPages!

Voted up, funny and interesting! Made me think about weird sentence structures!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi, DanaTeresa...have you been hanging around with Docmo and Sunshine? :) LOL!!!!


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

i can't help it. I have to comment again. this is Hub-tastic!!!! Hub-sational! Hubber-ific! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi Redberry Sky! I have *no* idea what you're talking about! LOL!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ dwachira! Glad you enjoyed this, especially #11. :)


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Redberry Sky 4 years ago

I'm going to share you. Um, I mean, I want to share your Hubs. Er, I mean ... Oh, God, I don't know WHAT I mean any more! Except that I know *someone* *somewhere* will make a double entendre of it... I'm looking in your direction, TToombs08! :)


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dwachira 4 years ago from Nairobi, Kenya

Awesome hub (please, this is not a pickup line!). I like your pickup line #11. Thanks for sharing.


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Hey TT, I just wanted to let you know that I did a little research, that kid that just posted on you terra hub, is brand new and that was his first hub he commented on, awesome right? :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, carter06! :) Glad you got a laugh out of it. :) Have a great day!


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carter06 4 years ago from Cronulla NSW

Wow I'd never thought of hub pick up lines before! Lol, voted (too) funny...cheers


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Nell! Good to see you! Ah yes, those wonderful emails! I've gotten 2 lately that made me sit back and wonder if the planets were aligning wrong lately. :) Glad you got a little chuckle, I sure did out of your comments. :) lol!


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Um, not sure what to say, um being polite! must not put my foot in it! haha! seriously, I know what you mean, I have recieved a few remarks on my comments that make me sit back and think, okay what the heck was that? mind you, I have also got emails from very strange men asking me if I want to 'get to know me as I think I know you'! and another one was, I am looking for a beautiful lady like you! so go down the town and look there whatever! lol! loved your list of pickup lines, cheers nell


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Greetings, Y Battle-Felton! Glad you had a laugh and enjoyed reading. And here's a smile for you - :o)


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Y Battle-Felton 4 years ago from Maryland, US

Your hub cracked me up!

I have a tendency to come off rather...oh cold? without even trying (it's a gift) so I sometimes compensate by typing the word "smiles" (I can't bring myself to actually use smiley faces).

I have no idea how many people I've accidentally been flirting with.

Thanks for the laugh, and for the reminder to only flirt intentionally (and creatively).


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi Jools99! I like to send fan mail, but I try to make sure it's funny but can't be taken as anything flirty, stalky, etc. :) I only had to kill 1 spider yesterday! Down from 2 the day before...today, so far, nada. :) See ya about hubtown! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Nope, I'm afraid not, Josh. Sorry. :)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Very funny! I do occasionally send fan mail but yes, you do need to be fairly boring and generic but I'm happy to keep it that way. But thanks for your advice sent from your arachnid-empty office....Terryville indeed! :o)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

TT did you ever find my fan mail? Lol


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

My pleasure, k2! :) Have a great day! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Glad to hear that, brenda! :) Thank you! :)


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k2jade31 4 years ago from Idaho

I enjoyed this Hub immensely:) Too funny!


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brenda12lynette 4 years ago from Utah

This brought a smile to my day! Voted up :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hey there, weestro! Happy to tickle you. :) Thank you very much!! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Ruchira, glad you loved it, makes me happy to bring people a laugh or two. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ Angela. Ok, gotcha. :) Thanks. :)


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia

This hub really tickles my fancy! Voted up, funny, and awesome!


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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

omg...this is one hilarious hub. LOVED it!!

voted up as funny and sharing it across


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Angela Brummer 4 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

I agree so much talent here, just to clear that up! I mean your writing style is unique to you! You definately have your own style!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

LOL! Thanks, kelleyward! :) That's what I'm here for...for you to admire my hubs. :) As Sunshine said, "My hubs...my hubs...my lovely lady hubs..." *giggle*


kelleyward 4 years ago

I needed a good laugh! You have nice HUBS!! Thanks for sharing this. Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared! Kelley


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

ROTF @ Christy! Thank YOU for the laugh! That is too funny! Thank you for sharing that. :)


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ChristyWrites 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Okay, awesome hub! I laughed as I read it, now that's a good sign! I actually did receive HP fan mail that was a pick-up line - when I first read your hub I thought, "wait, same guy found you too?" hehe true story :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

No worries, Crazzykylex. This was a purely satirical look at fan mail and a jab at pickup lines meant for entertainment purposes only. Thanks for reading.


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Crazzykylex 4 years ago from Incredible India!

Moreover it depends whether the author is a He or She. But, it becomes more difficult to conclude that as most Hubbers have obscure usernames (like you), Sorry


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:):)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Aw, aren't you sweet, lovedoc! :) Thank you. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

LOL @ WillStarr. :) Have a dodge on me. :) Thank you!! :)


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

This was very funny Ttoombs08. I came back to read it again.


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WillStarr 4 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

The only pickup lines old codgers like me get anymore are about Fords or Chevys!

Funny stuff! Voted Up


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ DeborahNeyens. :) I probably took it out of context. But, it's not like he threw me much of a bone. :)


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DeborahNeyens 4 years ago from Iowa

So funny. "You have nice hubs" sounds a little naughty, now that I think about it. : )


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

*blushing* Thanks, Angela. LOL I kinda thought we were surrounded by awesome talent here in the magical world of HP. :) Appreciate all the sharing. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

I am SOOOO with you on that one, Jeannie! I check out their profile picture and think "Hm...should I hit the 'you are HOT' button or will I get accused of being a stalker? And will it violate my parole?" :) Really glad you enjoyed this, you are one tough act to follow!


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Angela Brummer 4 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

I saw this and again had to read for a morning giggle. You are such a rare talent. I am going to share this again also!


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Jeannieinabottle 4 years ago from Baltimore, MD

Hahaha... don't forget, there is a "hot" button as a fan mail option, too. I've been known to click that a time or two when I come across some hot dudes writing some hubs. I suppose hot is supposed to mean the hub is hot... that is just not where my mind goes though. :-) Funny hub and voted up!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Aw, shucks, Sun, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day! :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

"You put the flip in my flop!"


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Spy, you are simply adorable. :)


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

love you to the nth power!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Frank. That REALLY means a lot to me coming from you. :) Have a fantastic day!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, stricktlydating. :) Neither did I, and they keep rolling in. LOL! :) Glad it tickled yer fancy. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, klarawieck! I think you just did. :) Glad you enjoyed it, always nice to make someone smile. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hiya, G-I-D! :) Please let me know how that works, I would love to know! :) Appreciate the follow. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thanks, Angela. As always, your comments are short, sweet and straight to the point. :) LOL!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hiya, Victoria Lynn! :) Wow, I don't recall being called clever, thank you, that made my day. :) I thought back to my single days and added a little "hub" magic to it. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, EuroNinila, glad you got a laugh. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Nora! :) Happy to share a laugh. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Spy. And I luv you to the max! :)


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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

@ Your REPLY to my comment LMFAO!!!!!! You are amazingly witty..:)


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia

That's so cool! I never knew there were so many great Hubpages pickup lines around! Well done, that was a great read, loved it.


klarawieck 4 years ago

Very funny! Now that you've made a big stink about sounding professional I'm apprehensive about leaving fan mail for you. But, I will follow you till the end of the world - add that one to your list of pick up lines. Lol

Thanks for this fun article. It put a smile on my face.


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God is dead 4 years ago

Lol, I will certainly try that on someone. Thank you anyways and followed (:


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Angela Brummer 4 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

Again this is so funny! Sharring!


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

I LOVE this! So refreshingly funny and clever. I'm sharing this one. Way to go! How did you come up with so many????? :-)


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EuroNinila 4 years ago from NYC BABY

LOLOL i loved this, voted up and funny! hehe


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Nora411 4 years ago from Chicago, IL

Haha this was a great idea...voting up and funny!


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

I voted you UP, beautiful and Awesome Ttoombs! This is sooo cute and funny pick up lines. I love it to the max!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ lovedoc! :) Well, it's TRUE! :) hehehehe Thank you! :)


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

I'll share your hubs if you share mine. Lol. I really enjoyed this one. vote up and funny!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, teaches! :) It was a LOT of fun to write! :) The comments from everyone kept me laughing all day! :) Glad to end your day with a laugh. :)


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teaches12345 4 years ago

You have started something here. I enjoyed your hub and all the comments that followed. Very good ending to my day! Hubba, hubba!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Howdy, suzettenaples! :) Thanks, I couldn't pass up sharing my weird, random thoughts with someone. If I kept them to myself, they would get lonely. :) Glad you got a laugh out of it and it warms my heart that fan mail will never be the same. muhahahahah. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thanks, Anamika S. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hi, Cardisa! :) Oh no, far from it! :) You mean you aren't gonna go to Prom with me? :) Well, at least they spelled it right, and they didn't say you were sweat. :) Glad you had a fun read! :)


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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

This is hilarious! How creative you are. I never thought of fan mail as pickup lines, and I will never look at fan mail again without remembering this article, Thanks for a great read!


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Anamika S 4 years ago from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India

That was interesting! I have got some weird fan mails too. Hub voted up and interesting.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Aw, aren't you sweet, Man from Modesto! :) Those are good! :) Thank you!


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

Wow and I thought I was being weird for feeling that those fan mails were too personal like! I even got an email recently where someone thought it was okay to let me know I could contact them any time about anything...yeah! I got a Google plus comment on my profile pic with one word "sweet"...how am I supposed to interpret that? This was fun to read and I so know what you are going through.


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Man from Modesto 4 years ago from Kiev, Ukraine (formerly Modesto, California)

I have to chime in:

Show me your niche, and I'll show you mine.

I voted this hub beautiful... because of the icon.

And:

I'd follow you anywhere.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Ebower! :) Appreciate that!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

I take it you liked it, Julie DeNeen? :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lmao @ Ardie. :) Just as long as you don't put that in a fan mail. *wink* Thank you, Ardie. :)


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Ebower 4 years ago from Georgia

This is hilarious! I love it. :) I voted it up and funny!


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Julie DeNeen 4 years ago from Clinton CT

LOLOLOLOL :)


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Ardie 4 years ago from Neverland

Aaahahah you funny :P I just wanted to let you know I voted you up, awesome, beautiful, and interesting. But uh...please dont read too much into that. Its my standard pickup line anytime I visit any Hub - Just ask billybuc!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Modern Lady! :)


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Modern Lady 4 years ago from Chicago, IL

Love it!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, Linda! LOL, it's all the wonderful comments that make the hub! :) rotflmao @ shoot a cannon! *giggling*


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Aw, thank you, DanaTeresa. It doesn't strike me often, but when it does...stand back! :) Glad it lifted you up! :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

"Welcome to Hubpages where all your wildest virtual dreams could come true!"

Hubba-hubba is AWESOME! Your list is a HOOT and the comments are a HOLLA!! Excellent hub!!

"I'll shoot a cannon with you anytime!"


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

Awesome idea. Nice hubs and brains! What a catch! This was the perfect pick me up. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, AudreyHowitt! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, DOM! So, yer leaving and you might not come back then? :) hehehehe Glad you enjoyed! Good luck on the 30/30!


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AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California

Highlarious!


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Daughter Of Maat 4 years ago from Rural Central Florida

ha ha ha!! This was totally hilarious! Since I just took the 30 in 30 challenge, that last line struck my funny bone!! :D Voted up and shared all over!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

LOL @ Frank, Is that a hub in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :)


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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

these were funtastic! so you wanna come over to my place and check out my hubs? LOL-- Or better yet.. I'm wearing nothing but hub-caps LOL


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

LOL @ Curiad!:) Hanging around with Bill is only gonna get you into trouble! :) Glad you liked it. :) I'm just here to share the joy! :)


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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

Hey TT, Bill invited me to his Google party and I thought you might like to go.

Hey TT, I see you have a lot of free time living in that little room

OMG, who took that profile picture, you are stunning!

Seriously, I love this Hub!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Thank you, CWBob! :) I can't say that I've had a Martini, I usually order a Crown and Coke, but if you say it's good (and I'm hoping you are), I'm willing to give it a whirl. :)


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Civil War Bob 4 years ago from Glenside, Pennsylvania

TT...In the Irish Pub of life, you are truly a Martini with a Twist! Voted up, useful, funny, and interesting.


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Those are wonderful additions, Big D! I love them! You are a smooooooth operator! *wink* Yep, that's where I got the idea...from an actual fan mail. It made me laugh and wonder what they were thinking. :) Glad you enjoyed this. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

rotlflmao! That is TOOOOO funny, Brian. :) Loved it and thank you!


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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

TT, armed with these pick up lines I feel energized and ready to go forth and multiply ( my followers , that is) You are a master of inspiration, Terrye- I remember you posting about ' You have nice hubs' and this whole article must have spun out of that. Very clever. Very funny.

May I humbly add few suggestions that you can immediately discard as feverish ravings of a futile mind:

"Your hubspace or mine?"

" I'll follow you to the end of the hubs"

"Of all the hubs in all of hubland, you have to walk into mine"

" 'Comment' allez vous?"

"If I click up and awesome, beautiful, will you think it funny if I ask you to come down and do something interesting" ( phew)

'nuff said. Thanks for sharing.


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BRIAN SLATER 4 years ago from Nottingham Uk

Brilliant hub- Think I'll leave the ' your hot' button well alone from now on, unless there extra special like you Terrye. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hiya, Tina! Thank you, and I SOOOO agree! Some of it leaves me scratching my head and laughing. :) Glad you enjoyed it. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Hiya, Housewife. I think I might have been guilty of some of this as well. LOL :) Glad you got a laugh out of it. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Welcome to HP! :) It's a chaotic, happy life! :)


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thougtforce 4 years ago from Sweden

LOL! I love the humor in this hub! Some fan mail isn't always easy to understand and you are so clever to write a hub about it. Voted up, funny

Tina


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Oh my T! (hahaha) - great advice! That is funny and now I am rethinking all the fan mail I have left...don't think I have messed up too bad yet! Thannks to you - I will think about it prior to hitting send...maybe even ask my husband for his opinion:) haha! j/k


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

What do you mean TT, I am too busy enjoying all of my friends hubs to do anything myself! :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

lol @ krillco! How could I forget 'hubba-hubba?!'


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krillco 4 years ago from Hollidaysburg, PA

Very clever Hub.....how 'bout this one: 'Hubba-hubba!'


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

You too, Josh! :) Go write something, huh? :) lol


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Ok sounds good hub mom :) Have a good afternoon!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

I'll have to look into that later this afternoon. :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

hehe you are welcome, it was a very creative hub idea! :) yes a little nervous lol, you should share your findings in a random hub of mine just too be funny, hopefully it was not a corny fanmail, but it will be hilarious if it was lol :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

ROTFL! I'll have to go back and check. :) *giggle* Made ya a little self-conscience, eh? lol! Glad you got a good laugh out of it. :) Thank you. :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

DS, I'll leave ya some pick up fan mail. :) I'll use one of Bill's "You look familiar..." hehehe :) Glad you got a laugh out of it. :) Thank you!!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. Author

Those are GREAT, Bill! :) next google search? How do I pick up girls? LOL! Glad you liked it. :)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

hahahahahahahahhhaa, I love this TT, hehe LOL

I am laughing too hard right now! I loved these pickup lines, especially the one about uncle Bill! :)

I think this is the first hub you have published since we have really been hub friends, and I was so excited when I saw the email notification and obviously came over immediately! :)

This is so true, regarding the pick up lines, we all do that, in fact now I am nervous if that is the kind of fanmail I sent you. I can't remember what I said in it, hehe.

Voted up, funny, and definitely sharing! :)


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DS Duby 4 years ago from United States, Illinois

LOL That is hilarious. I hope that none of my fan mail has sounded like a pick up line but it probably has, I tend to be a bit overly enthusiastic at times. Voted up, awesome and funny! Oh and a little jealous that I've never been hit on in a fanmail! lol J/K


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You look familiar! Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

You push my "life" button and I'll push yours!

How about you stop by and we'll share some dangling participles with each other?

Great hub Sis! I'm glad I checked Facebook because I didn't get any notification of this one.

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